Darth Crooks

It's on Ashley like - we have white keepers and don't have the players to score. Recipe for disaster.

Go behind we don't get points is the prevalent trend. Very worrying.

It was about two inches from being perfect. That's what sh...I'm a cunt.

Delighted mate Ideally all our keepers would be melted down for glue. The irony.

Genuinely unlucky here

The posts 3 foot thick or summat?

Need a keeper so so badly

Hasahp

Vorsprung durka durk sexist

Looking forward to him telling takksport about the statue we had built of him last time round Director of fuckall

https://twitter.com/markcurry26/with_replies What is it with our fans and the surname Curry? All three result in notable contributions of shit.

I think more and more each time he's mentioned that Charnley is just Ashley's thumb with glasses drawn on.

This is Newcastle United you're talking about. We're much more likely to end up with Donald Trump as owner, we'll be playing next season in a Trump-branded stadium, the players will probably be wearing a gold lamé and velour combo kit. It's gonna be great.

Looks like Thatcher if she stuck her head in a beehive.

Aye there's no escaping that.

Great game for the wife to buy mystery tickets for the panto.

You stay there a lot?

What's so funny? Ian's place is very dusty. It's a disgrace, come to mention it.

Like every city. Shite bits and posh bits. I come from a respectable part of a shite bit [emoji23]. Fair play to Cov like. It needed this, as does Sunderland.

There's been two or three weak attempts at puns and they haven't taken off so far. God willing it stays that way. Needless pun jab.

Hope they have a successful chaat

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/092012/reverse-1348245056_sean_connery_raction_to_andy_murray_at_the_us_open.gif

There's always a lot of stock put in roaring your team to success/survival and there's obviously something in home/away advantage psychologically but imo it's only any good as part of a system - in which in the case of NUFC the other components of positive ethos, direction, personnel and investment have mitigated the support entirely. It's over-romanticism I'm afraid. Still, you'd sooner be nowhere this train of thought wouldn't you?

pisstake surely? poor taste too.