Darth Crooks

In all seriousness, this is mental. Tbh any owner is going to be a risk. It could be no worse than Ashley's worst but it's at such a funny time.

I've always thought Ashley a cunt but will warm to him now he's for China.

Just want it to signal a Great Leap Forward rather than a Great Wall.

LMao

Apparently theyre put off the idea and turned chicken, sez one source.

Wouldn't want to risk any deals we've made sweeten - sour.

Just ribbing you

nice to know we've been Peking interest since our return

Egg fried lies.

Come get me plea to Rafa

6 months older than myself. So shocking and sad. Boom boom cheick cheick the room.

Does his name translate as 'the yellow'? Bodes well

Reckon so.

Bet he votes UKIP. Borrow Niges wardrobe anyway

I was there as a bairn. So confusing.

Peter benetti it is then.

Rafa calls for aid! ...and Lisbon shall answer!

This to do has got me Reuben Semen

Tam-Tammy Tam-Tammy Tam-Tammy with the rinsing oil

The thinking man's Stephen Ireland (I know wrong position)

Are we still seething and they bursting out laughing over there still?

'Eerm we're gan through some canny torbulence so divvent panic'

Not sure about broken legs like.

It's less than six months since he last dabbled into the running of the club resulting in our manager effectively threatening to walk out. Football fan mentality seems to operate in dog years.

If you mean cut him some slack in the same way I see a cockroach and decide not to stamp on it then sure, fine.