Darth Crooks

Always intrigued by this. I'm a mud blood though so don't live anywhere near.

Excuse to get a Mexico shirt

I feel the bigger cock in football thread getting bumped.

This out yet? And is it available other than the north east?

Looks like a cross between Zordon and Frank N. Furter

Cupping a tit with a black cat on it. #fuckthat #dafmackemkyent

I initially thought this link was ridiculous as he would cost way too much, but it turns out Valencia had a clause to sign him for 17 million euros at the end of his loan, which they can't now afford, so it seems he is available for a fee that isn't over the top. If that article above is true then the 15 million euros bid makes some sense, as we like to try and pay a bit less by paying everything upfront. ...whilst on his arse

Nearly reacted to that until I sang it

Looks like David Guest on that thumbnail (pre-snuffing it)

Chance, persleep to dream.

Silva would be a good fit at Leicester IMO

Roma man. That shirt's practically an aphrodisiac.

Would take. You could say we're Abraham Linked in.

Oh no please no.

Wouldn't have him back unless he does this...

Nemtizz has previous methinks

He can't build anything and would be a disaster. His 'successes' are often built on strongish foundations made by predecessors.

Colback is one of us now.

'Pardew boasts'

http://i55.tinypic.com/2ce51xz.jpg

Wait this was his idea?

Everything minutes based symbolic is wank, as an observation.

Leave him to live the rest of his life in peace man... http://i.imgur.com/0nFgX.jpg

Think F.A.S.T....

There's an iota of truth in the whole expectations of Brighton v Newcastle but then what the fuck does that mean? We're absolute titans in comparison and the whole issue of Rafa is just ignored as inconvenience. I wouldn't get wound up by these wankers if they weren't so richly rewarded for chatting complete shite.