Darth Crooks

What frequencys that?

Jumped through hoops like a dog?

He's pointing at Mata's lob on

Trapped it well tbf

4-3? http://i.imgur.com/bTTK7Mm.jpg Oh Dave. You're so witty!

I've heard this is live on a channel called HD TV. Anyone know what number that is?

'Now on DAB drive time we've got a Yorkie on line 1 who's asking how can I find my arse with both hands? Hi, York you're live on air'

Hate tiote like. Robbing a living.

No moar

Teams up nicely alongside strike partner Carl Hickbread

Not really as we play a League 2 side and several players are in need of match fitness. A cup seems to be the message, not both

The knob on the stickman

Easiest gig in the world

Really switch off when people drop these supporter lines. I don't believe in backing people just because they pull on the shirt. Williamson is your perfect example.

Mike Williamson IMO You can't lose what you'll never have I know the Spanish press are spoilt for choice when it comes to analysing players, but is there any mention at all of this kids progress? No, he's pretty much off the radar. Won't get a look until he goes back to Spain or signs for a big(ger) English team. gtfo You're not seen as a big club by Spanish media, that's what I mean. Still sore about that whol Armada thing

He and Anita to lesser extent went missing far too often. They don't work together.

Thought that was a decent enough showing today. Was worth it seeing the frustration of all the cockney reds squirming in Westfield Stratford. Like poked far more resolute defensively. We surrender the midfield ridiculously easily; the slow bros in the middle with the pea heart of marrow heed makes for poor viewing.

It's back bitches!

The cunt is strong in this one.

Stats are the death of flair

Barely evolved as a sentient being.

Ian rush's tache has certainly grown since his time here.

'Pivot? Oiv nevah pivved in me loiaf sahn'