Darth Crooks

Not really as we play a League 2 side and several players are in need of match fitness. A cup seems to be the message, not both

The knob on the stickman

Easiest gig in the world

Really switch off when people drop these supporter lines. I don't believe in backing people just because they pull on the shirt. Williamson is your perfect example.

Mike Williamson IMO You can't lose what you'll never have I know the Spanish press are spoilt for choice when it comes to analysing players, but is there any mention at all of this kids progress? No, he's pretty much off the radar. Won't get a look until he goes back to Spain or signs for a big(ger) English team. gtfo You're not seen as a big club by Spanish media, that's what I mean. Still sore about that whol Armada thing

He and Anita to lesser extent went missing far too often. They don't work together.

Thought that was a decent enough showing today. Was worth it seeing the frustration of all the cockney reds squirming in Westfield Stratford. Like poked far more resolute defensively. We surrender the midfield ridiculously easily; the slow bros in the middle with the pea heart of marrow heed makes for poor viewing.

It's back bitches!

The cunt is strong in this one.

Stats are the death of flair

Barely evolved as a sentient being.

Ian rush's tache has certainly grown since his time here.

'Pivot? Oiv nevah pivved in me loiaf sahn'

Says last big signing will be Thauvin - I very much doubt "smaller deals" refers to first team players. Doesn't say that. In two minds?

Anita gets pelters. I wouldn't say he gets away with murder.

I've gone cross eyed.

Were fucked without decent defenders regardless

Praise indeed.

? 2 currently in the keep net

Least he had a go at it. Not like you keyboard warriors do better

Hes undoubtedly right but I've little time for cabaye.

Wat

They can't understand the hometown club thing for some reason. Funny that.

He possesses the same qualities that has given the likes of Ryan Taylor so much leeway - one positive attribute that when it happens has massive effect but in actuality rarely happens but he's a canny lad and he trains well so he'll get kept around. Keeping others out of the frame in the process. I know Perez is'nt a winger but he is more effective and has hell of a lot more to bring.

4 feet of head.