Darth Crooks

He looks like his tache and goatee have slipped to the back of his head.

Must...resist...pay..pun

WIJNALDUM DROP THA BEAT NOW...

If youre looking from that perspective it's janmaat by a mile.

Went on strike. Fuck him.

Who are we selling then?

Good signing. Scores a lot. In scrabble mainly.

Nothing they say is of any worth or merit until drastic change happens at this club. Beggars belief that some still have faith in what they say and get burned time and again. Really is battered wife stuff.

We've lost seven players since we last signed one (Ben Arfa, Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon, Jonas, Alnwick, R.Taylor & Sammy Ameobi). That's incredible. Criminal. (Not Mike. Don't need that baggage.)

Crystal Meth more like.

Or he genuinely likes Alan Pardew (??!)

Will have to squeeze past Debuchy Da budgie?

Hope that Eagle flies up his arse.

he went on srike and pardew pandered to it. both are idiots . he'll do well though

never underestimate the pull.London tbh. he can be back in paris in 2 hours

If you don't have the ball you negate the option of 'having control'. You can dictate anything.

tantamount to careful what you wish for.

Thats the still of the clip where he was hilariously ignored.

Perch, Smith and Lovenkrands. Ugh.

Think a lot of it is toungue in cheek. He needs to go though...Luca Brazie if necessary.

What's more offensive than personalising your socks? He needs to die. Valar Mikeghulis

He needs a trim and all. Just below the neck would be ideal.

Steve McDandelion needs that barnet gone I agree.