Darth Crooks

Really don't get the Pardew mythos. Yeah he's have probably got a few more points - whoop de fucking doo dah day. His record was shit and he couldn't hack criticism being a massive narcissist. He'd have just as likely relegated us as keep us up and he had at least to jump ship while his time here didn't bomb fully. Carver is getting it too like.

That's the bottom line IMO.

Fat lazy spotty heed cunt

Definitely says peaks like but that golfer stuff. Wow.

'Proof is in the pudding'

Not saying I particularly like him but pardew was a sly complicit snake. Carver is just like a dog with two tails who's too dense to see he's not good enough or being hung out to dry. Pardew is the ultimate hate figure for me, bar 'this is for Mike' Ashley.

I'm the same. He's just not very bright or talented and doesn't realise he's a puppet chump.

Any one else read his signature at the top as 'LEERY DER'? Quite appropriate. Also, what's the deal with his paragraphs? Teacher's nightmare...

http://vozme.com/speech/en-ml/96/96057c8a759c8a6c1816d4ac52950fce.mp3

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g267/DaviPH/Turbo-Belm2.gif

Your Kung fu is good David

Mad to think he is only really a mainstay now because Pardew didn't realise he wasn't the second string cup shite he thought would make up a weakened team.

I'd agree with that. His progress belongs at stopper centre half mind.

He's so on the money like. Proper myth busting and not afraid to challenge the conventional media narrative.

Not lasagne faced enough.

He'll get it. If not McClaren. There is no one else.

He's not a winger really. We've had better players in CM so it knocked that on the head really. If ran properly he'd be a great squad player as the other positions would be adequately filled. As it is, the likes of Jonas are ever present and ineffectual.

I'd start himevery time at the minute. Still can't believe we let Mapou go. Pardew has a lot to answer for.

It's not really his fault all this like, he's just shite and a bit of a bullshitting prat. Pardew was an absolute snake.

He came out saying that gayle needs to become more disciplined in approach. Future auxiliary full back en route.

You would have thought so

They did beat the mighty Liverpool a few weeks back.

Love this guy. Shouldn't be anymore than a squad player but what a pro.

Hull are gone. Super 17th

Thank fuck for that player meeting where carver wasn't involved. Did his best to counteract that with his subs.