Darth Crooks

Not having cancer is probably having a say.

Are we not in top 4 on balance sheet difference?

Takes me back to the championship.

Was this a free game or not?

Tim Howard looks like he's had the day off work from ISIS

Not as bad as this time last season. Stay at work.

Clearly getting his most recent advice from terry pratchett

Rivière is about as useful as a shit butty

Jaaaat is the only player doing anything.

He just elongates 'liisssssten' for 15 minutes.

'Don't try to score lads that's just what they'll expect'

JC is performing an advice seance as we speak.

Defense is dodgier than Peter townsend's I was researching a book.

This is the usual dogshit.

What a time to be alive.

Thread makes me laugh given what we have. I know is probably independent of Nufc as a discussion but once upon a time the possibility of one of these bent appointed seemed light years more likely before charnley and bishops shite.

No idea why this thread gets bumped so much. Outgoings probably.

Dat kit

Pretty sure my argument re. Harewood at the time was he was a good Championship-level player much better than Nile Ranger and probably Shola too. Aye, I got that one massively wrong, like. Lighten up man ffs

He was great in that championship season like. Better than some of the shite they credit with helping us back up.

Bobby Moncderp.

I like rugby and rugby likes me.

Top quality? Come on. There's not a lot to choose between him, Haidara and Dummett. Santon was given a lot of chances, but didn't make the sort of improvements that you'd want to see in a young player. Any cushioning that keeps Raylor from pretending to be a LB is to be welcomed wholeheartedly.

He fails on literally every criteria Charnley stated. I think it's fucking disgusting the way these so called club greats are putting jobs for the boys ahead of the best interests of Newcastle United. They should be fucking ashamed of themselves.