Darth Crooks

Make it sound like a tribal ritual. Can't get a man's name until you watch the King for 38. seriously is. Last season was f***ing terminal. Everyone of us who say through that s***, has earned their stripes as a fan. People full on losing it at the end, shouting at our players for scoring. true, bizarre and extremely depressing! Really don't get the attitude of some that some half decent displays at the start completely negate the gigaton clusterbomb of shit that was the last umpteen games. Abysmal. Great job though. Tough conditions. Further proof with Mehdi that Retardew has no idea how to develop players.

:Heading to Latin America this summer ...with the missus

Especially the one that sunk my grandad. The subaquatic cunt.

Makes sense like. As in 'by god' what a useless cunt.

Confucius say...

Should never have jettisoned Aaron Hughes no frills but one of the most dependable and reliable defenders I've seen. Could have stayed here and become a hero if allowed.

Latent feline maternal instinct was it Luis? Ah fair dos, off you pop then you cheeky scamp.

Love the headline. Dat editing. By randy savage by how it reads too so it would seem.

Mathieu debuchy is annoyed because you compared him to Emily Heskey

Had an amoral nut job once, couldn't walk for days.

He's class so it'd be difficult. I can only think in terms of temperament that he is similar only to joey Barton who from day one I thought was an utter prick but was half decent. I think is feel the same although , in terms of football, Suarez is obviously light years ahead; which would sugar coat it a bit. Biting is territory that no fan should be defending.

"Phil, will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?"

Random interview with uber-santon for some reason. Boring cunt.

Slowed up it looks like nothing. Real time it's enough contact to justify a pen.

Don't mind Greece like. They played the better stuff and defended well and I got a blowie in Zante.

No need for Gerard to be tugging his collar down like. Howay stevie he's just been munched.

This st George's park is just a gimmick, albeit impressive, that allows the elite to access state of the art facilities that your average kid in the street has no chance of seeing; whilst his playing fields get sold off for houses, his school sports funding is cut and the only time the fa contact those at grass roots is to put their hand out for joe soap to cough up a fee. All to be syphoned straight back to the top. It's the elephant in the room they don't want to challenge.

Drogba looks like action hank

Cameramen are reet pervs like

Someone died like?

Rica V Greece? I often do

Giggsing Fecks

Feckin' greeks

Chiek Tiote - the fulcrum of the midfield Dan gosling - the scrotum of the midfield

Gonna show her my cock and say 'THIS IS SPURTER!' Then kick her in the tits into a dugout or something.