Darth Crooks

'Hodor' - Alan pardew Can't believe he said that. The conceited twat...

'There's only one fing worse than being talked about and that's not being tawked abaht'

How ridiculous is it that this shit is being discussed? Run the club the right way, hire the right bloke and you avoid all this fucking nonsense. Such poisonous circumstances.

Mob cur man, what a belmer. How do you dispute what a yes man is? That's even before you get to newcastle doing well and having a positive atmosphere; as if we don't want that. What is happening means we can't bob, you dope. Let's not kick up a fuss is we can be all seen to be positive guys like bob. Dimwit.

That makes no sense. If my manager was shit at her job and got a bonus to boot. I'd be fucking livid. Especially if he was on about pretending to care and self congratulating about it. Abhorrent bloke.

The nerdy bloke from two and a half men?

Fuck the king #GOT

Ashley knows bullshit like. You can't kid a kidder.

Get to keep my username. Mapoubacca may be off the cards though.

He was complete jenkem last year so a vast improvement.

Nous to see you, to see you...

Jeeeezuuusss....

Who had that expectations quote their sig for a while from the 5th season? About us not having expectations and southern media, and now he's harping on about expectations again. Hypocrit and a liar.

Is there a mid season clause or something? If he wants it to happen why hasn't it by now?

Going to be like Rourkes Drift without the survivors part.

Desperate spin attempt. Has fooled some.

Are they saying he's developing a backbone? I've got copies if the beano with more spine than that cunt .

1 million nil! *pinkie pointed towards mouth*

Must have been a fire alarm during his last labotomy judging by the way the thick cunt carries on like.

Hey your maj, Nut a spike you bastard Cheers HC

I feel soiled after that. Sorry.

Oh no it isn't! Hur Hur hur

Perpetuating 'deluded Geordies' myths and lying all at the same time. What a fucking arsehole. At best he just doesn't get it. At worst he's one of the most conniving cunts going. Aye. He's Ashley's pal make no mistake. Ashley has rent a nod in pardew and pardew gets top flight experience in the best job he ever have mixing it with the real legends of the management.game without needing the actual talent part. Win win for all parties bar poor Joe Fanbase.

I just want him gone because it's costing me a fucking fortune in dental bills...I'm grinding my teeth down to Shane McGowan levels of damage...the bills are in the post Alan you cunt faced bastard. Watch your letterbox.