Darth Crooks

He's the forum equivalent of Arnie in T2

'Awight Lauwie ah Jew fancy been manager ahp norf wiv these norvern Mahgs? Zero Ahrs contract, free pahnd fifty an ahr.'

Nah even goldfish aren't that slimy or clueless looking.

Wullie

It'll be a big show of intent if once again we let another decent coach slip the net as Pardo fiddles as Rome burns.

There are tampons 10 times the manager Alan pardew is.

The reason you should never feel too sorry for anyone in football unless they've been truly shafted.

Headbutts > Salutes tbh

I read that as 'self-titled' originally was sure he was that self aware.

Breathing down his arse? http://www.soccersouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cheeky-smile.jpg

The fact that carbon is wasted on forming Alan pardew is bad enough before you even consider Laudrup

Never ever have I ever felt so low. No doubt sacked for head butting his wife...repeatedly between the thighs.

And that's with a change of manager.

Yes poorly worded I suppose; naturally you can have a good career in coaching, just shows up the likes if the jobs for the boys bell helm we have in stark contrast. What's worse is the fraternal nature of it all. Dicks.

The corporate/business style letter motivation thing he did was cringey as f***, but apart from that i would agree with you. Didn't know he'd retired at 20 as a player. Our clown and this just goes to show that if you have a half decent playing career that you will know jack buggery all about it as a coach.

Cabaye a leader so inspirational on and off the pitch that he went on strike. More about HBA's bad attitude. Yawn

Beyond belief Sections of the media were saying that during the Sourness era as well, it's absolutely baffling. Keeping someone in charge simply to imply that you're aiming for 'Stability' isn't going to be stability if they're not the right person for the job. I get it with the media because they have fraternal tendencies but when your average fan repeats it verbatim my heart sinks.

People are still advocating him for stability reasons. What? I don't...whu...why?

I think we'll end up 11th on goal difference with that run in. Get caught by Stoke easy at least

Fuck fuck, off off

Here here

Not a true fan, support the team not the regime, thick and thin yackety smackety blah blah blah

Probably rang in whilst wearing a gimp mask with some leather clad lass in a nazi hat calling him a useless cunt and volleying him in the bollocks. Or he's thick as a bulls dick.

It's going to great for the team when he's back on the touch line, a top coach needs to be there. When I say touch line I mean railway line, and when I say top naturally I mean fucking shit and btw when I say coach of course I mean stupid mouthbreathing arsewipe. Like I said great for the team.

Every side will bonus for the rest of the season. Plenty of bonus to go round.