Darth Crooks

But we were 8th and dun brilliant job. Wat happen?

If that's true then the it's the frenchies and not just Ben arfa who are kicking up a stink. No wonder he's sticking with the natives; however shite.

And it's the one from father ted

Pablo Pissacco

What's wrong with it man? doesn't have to be a banksy. Counteracts 'give iz a wave' nicely enough.

I sooner they stay up. Another reminder to the twat we have in charge that he gifted them their status. Another in his litany of shit achievements.

Ugh...seriously just fuck off. Save your own skin and lie at someone else's luckless club.

#depardvu

Who are all English...I think when alls said and done pardew just loves English players. I wouldn't go as far to say he's a xenophobe but he's not exactly adept at dealing with our less native contingent.

How do join the cunt side of the force?

The fact that we're arguing over which player who'll start that is the least average whilst Ben arfa and marveux have been told to stick it is a sad, sad indictment.

He'll be sat in the dressing room laughing to himself in like 2279 looking like the knight guarding the grail in Indy 3. 'You have chosen....poo-er-ly...'

Such a monumental twat him like

He's the forum equivalent of Arnie in T2

'Awight Lauwie ah Jew fancy been manager ahp norf wiv these norvern Mahgs? Zero Ahrs contract, free pahnd fifty an ahr.'

Nah even goldfish aren't that slimy or clueless looking.

Wullie

It'll be a big show of intent if once again we let another decent coach slip the net as Pardo fiddles as Rome burns.

There are tampons 10 times the manager Alan pardew is.

The reason you should never feel too sorry for anyone in football unless they've been truly shafted.

Headbutts > Salutes tbh

I read that as 'self-titled' originally was sure he was that self aware.

Breathing down his arse? http://www.soccersouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cheeky-smile.jpg

The fact that carbon is wasted on forming Alan pardew is bad enough before you even consider Laudrup

Never ever have I ever felt so low. No doubt sacked for head butting his wife...repeatedly between the thighs.