Darth Crooks

This pre match penis is going to have some serious shaft (you damn right...)

Going to busy paper cutting my jap slit during this...y'know keep myself doing something more constructive.

At home(land), too. ^ Funny as fuck that joke I just did, like. ^ Do Carrie on or is that Saul youve got?

They vet the texts; the incestuous fraternity of pundits is appalling.

This is weird

Fuuuuuuuckin' ell

Wants his payoff now it's getting tough for him. Only logic.

He's trying to get his payoff. I'm convinced.

Maybe they are a second city club though which outside if London or Manchester has a pull I'd guess, although people probably know more about NUFC. Lerner is also American as you of course know.

Not vocally, but a lot of people round me don't bother defending him anymore which is tantamount to wanting him out. Hasta la apathia siempre!

A violin playing at atomic level can be faintly heard.

Makes Peter lovenkrands look like eusebio

I'm no father but I'm a teacher and just like most jobs if I called The maths department old cunts and head butted the rough lad in 10z because he had cross words with me in double English whilst getting my entire class E grades, I'd be driving a one way trip along Route P45 for sure.

Positively a prize wanker. I'm staggered the amount of support he's getting. Mainly going off that Facebook group but as the leading social media I would think it's quite representative.

Should have head butted the attitude out of him.

Suarez is a documented cheat, racist and bitten someone. Rightly or wrongly, is still played much to the benefit of his club. Besides that, Alan pardew works for legally proven liars, lies regularly to a support he panders to by name dropping dead club legends and shows he hasnt got the foggiest clue how to do his own job; making the same mistakes in a defunct system he refuses to accept doesn't work. Who has the more dangerous attitude?

Busts ups are good too.

That's the thing, though. If we're winning it'll be about as poisonous as a church picnic. I got food poisoning at my last church picnic and could shit through the eye of a needle for days afterward, so let's hope so.

That's him gone isn't it? Like to France. For good.

muslim?

Hopefully that handle is for a detonator wired to Pardews office. Don't contemplate hatem do it lad. Blowem Ben Uppa.

Tackles, grit , passion, determination yadda yadda yadda.

Is this defeat he is wearing a wankers hat?

It's really bad but in the vain hope that long term change comes then yeah. Pardews approach of shitting on the floor and nutting it every Saturday hoping that it'll eventually click is doing us no good.