Darth Crooks

FT 3-4

They would be binned by any half decent club of our size. But for that you need a manager not someone who probably has to lick Charnley's arse, let alone Ashley's.

Got nice tits like?

Saying what if we win a trophy under Ashley is almost like saying marathon under three hours without training. Sure we have our best chance in years but it’s a low bar set and we can’t put away league 1 opposition without ‘magic’ from one line player.

It would in many ways but would be sickening for it then be used to justify the way he does things wrong

I'm left wondering why Staveley feels Ashley is likely to sell to her after the way the last attempt ended. I can see it ending the same way this time too. At this point I honestly don't know what to think of Staveley. She's the only party that has seemed credible in their attempts (BZG was bollocks from the start, although nobody would have that at the time of course). There has to be a slight possibility she's having us on and anyone who discounts that absolutely would be slightly foolish given the history here. Amanda Staveley talked to the media in February 2019: “We are big fans of Newcastle, big fans of the team,” she said. “We have no issue with Mr Ashley, that (the ”time waster” claim) is water under the bridge. It’s still an interesting club to us, the fans are fantastic...” Wouldn’t it be foolish to come back a second time to buy the club if you’re not confident to complete it? She made three bids last time. She did business with Mike Ashley. She ate dinner with him. She was called time-waster. Why return if you’re not confident to complete this time? Remember Amit Bhatia? The chairman at QPR who commented ”good luck with it I’m excited for you” in an article on Twitter about the Reuben brothers involved in the deal. He’s a friend of both James Reuben and Carla DiBello. Both James Reuben and Carla DiBello are said to be involved in the negotiations. Remember Mike Ashley’s private plane and helicopter who recently vistited Genève (where the Reuben brothers are located) and a place in France very close to Mohammed bin Salman’s mansion. Oh boy how I want this takeover to happend

Nah that’s got SM expertise all over it. Someone off the fun88 epic bantz got a new job

It’s mental that it’s that easy. Look who is running the country mind you.

Why do people take so much stock in that ‘until we win something’ line? It’s as crass a lie he’s ever told.

Love to see Charnleys version of that advert

Shocking stuff...

Mikes Apendridge

So, checking to see if Charnley had been ordered to stand or not. Nice ?

This just upped

Joelinton is the black luke Evans

That thumbnail ?

Odd of him to recreate the scene in minecraft

Good go goo god indeed. Sums up my thoughts entirely ??

A rose between 3 turds

I reckon staveley doing an interview on tv was key. Ego dented.

Ronaldo looks like john carpenters the thing is halfway through replicating Craig Charles.

Drama queens. Really? State sanctioned murder. I’d hardly say people being relatably conflicted are being melodramatic.