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Darth Crooks

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    Leon Best

    Any Skyrim gags been cracked about this yet? I let the kids at school get wind of the fact that I play it and now its that stupid meme gag all the time. Anyway, poor Besty.
  2. Aye it's a complete myth that surrounds the championship as a tough league. The name itself gives you a clue to how hard they try to maintain that notion. Guthrie on the other hand is your typical, hard working, professional premier league player. Get him on board the CL gravy train!
  3. Just did a mock up exhibition match on FIFA as a prediction...not looking good lads. 4-1 it is.
  4. http://sfdebris.com/voyager/images/e894i1.jpg 'Howay lads, cut me some slack eh?'
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    sunderland

    They still peddling such bollocks? How on earth do they believe that. Sessegnon is the only player of any real quality they have.
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    Papiss Cissé

    Reminds me of an old Jordan from Eastenders
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    Papiss Cissé

    How would a stepladder help I use my real ladder to be honest. I'm not on speaking terms with my step-ladder. The arsehole.
  8. Simpson and williamson mean we're getting nowt i'm afraid. That said I will stick with my usual prediction of a williamson 40 yard header as first scorer.
  9. I'd have promised to grill and eat my own scrot if we were where we're at this stage of the season. Glad I never took that one up
  10. Perch and destroy tactics.
  11. http://gifs.gifbin.com/082009/1249977126_dramatic_black_woman.gif ...Glad you had a productive and successful afternoon
  12. Needless slating of Obertan to save face? Check. Not a faultless display but worlds apart from the Blackburn showing. Guthrie is superb.
  13. We've looked alright. I just don't really have much faith in Simspon or Williamson.
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    Papiss Cissé

    He can fly! That'll be handy
  15. Did I tell you about my Abey? Well, he comes around 6 feet four From his fivehead to the ground Comes around here Just about extra time Makes me feel so good Makes me feel extra fine And his name is OH-BER-TAN! G-A-B-R-I-EL OH-BER-TAN! G-A-B-R-I-EL OO-BER-TAN! DOO-DOO - DOO-DER - DOO- DER, DOO-DOO - DOO-DER - DOO- DER, DOO-DOO - DOO-DER - DOO- DER
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    Alan Pardew

    Sewelly. Massive thumbs up
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