Darth Crooks

I’ll treat chronicle puff pieces with a massive pinch of salt. The players will know less than Benitez. Celtic would be surprising but not shocking.

Anyone. Anything else. A condom full of sausage meat.

Wew.

Signed to make it looked like we are arsed about transfers. Lip service. Ciao

All PR anyway. Left to him he’d have his schoolkid shirt and shite bootcuts with his phone in a bag. Turd polishing.

Otherwise hurry up ad get the next chump to relegate us so people actually start to take note

From what I’ve seen I’m glad I’m not on the boats

It’s the sticking plaster approach to everything they do.

Just a bit of fun man. Thank fuck someone doesn’t take this basket car club too seriously

Is that not some mag WUM? It’s psychotic otherwise.

https://anchor.fm/LMGOutcast/episodes/Outcast-10-Liverpool-Blinder--Monkey--the-Organ-Grinder-e3vq0q

https://anchor.fm/LMGOutcast/episodes/Outcast-10-Liverpool-Blinder--Monkey--the-Organ-Grinder-e3vq0q

See I’ve no time for this shit. Like they care about either club, or ours for that matter. Cynical as hell. Clever like.

This is the thing they think or say they are being long term and sustainable and they’re not - they are wilful cretins

Not that any of this matters really but my Dad's birth certificate says County Durham on it - he's from South Shields, on Tyneside.

2 months of talking to the monkey not the organ grinder

Thing is if he looked remotely like he didn’t want to stay, which he does - they’d use it against him. Rafa is being a canny operator

From Rafa Fred - entirely depends on this meeting, if it happens at all and how much of cunt Mike feels that day - usually maintaining a high reading on the cunt-o-meter. 5 on that basis.

Again - entirely depends on this meeting, if it happens at all and how much of cunt Mike feels that day - usually maintaining a high reading on the cunt-o-meter Hope you’re right though.

He may well fancy a move to play in the Spanish league but has Pérez ever even lived on mainland Spain? Tenerife is around 2000 km from mainland Spain. Someone from Gibraltar moving to England is less distance than someone from Tenerife moving to Spain. More cultural ties than anything. Food is way better in Spain for one.

As if you need to justify any of it. The irony of such superb effort and creativity being ‘owned’ by some berk superimposing comic sans whilst being egged on by obsessed morlocks is all the sweeter.

It entirely depends on this meeting, if it happens at all and how much of cunt Mike feels that day - usually maintaining a high reading on the cunt-o-meter

It’s such a contrast like - it’s something an owner should look at think fuck look at what I’ve got here and even to his benefit - fan funded self branding. Opportunity to have a slick product alongside his own stupid ‘home of football ads’. He’s myopic and thick as fuck imo. Someone cleverer could harness this for everybody concerned. But then what do you expect from a man whose ‘success’ comes from fucking over every other person you work with, flagrant disregard for ethics and riding rough shod on the backs of the unskilled in a period of austerity.

It’s just the matchday specs every team calls the other shit. Though the officiating was pretty bent last night. Smacked of not wanting to ruin the narrative/product

Must have felt like Caesar