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I would agree with that, we need 4 wins from 5 to get 4th. However, if we beat Stoke and Wigan we can clinch 5th with a win at Stamford Bridge. That's assuming Chelsea get a maximum of 4 points from the games with QPR and Arsenal. If they drop more we could even get away with a draw at their place. Our European qualification hinges on three games. Everton vs Liverpool, where a red win would give 6th place a Europa spot, and our two games against Stoke and Wigan. Win those and we will give ourselves a great chance going in to the Chelsea game.

Wolves Wigan Blackburn QPR Bolton Aston Villa Swansea West Brom Stoke Sunderland Norwich

Like Donkey Kong. We've given ourselves a huge chance, let's hope Spurs collapse continues and Chelsea get distracted. If we build it, he will come.

Ridiculous.

Can we not finish 5th like? Optimism eh, I sentence you to death by stoning. Please report to the top of Monument metro station where an angry mob of sooperfans will carry out your punishment.

The general body shape in diagram 2. :lol: Perfect body position to perform the required task. One foot forward, knees slightly bent, back straight then dip and drive. No danger to his jam doughnuts there. #toomuchhealthandsafetytraining

Updated OP, if anything is wrong feel free to ridicule me.

This is a bit like Stu's depth chart thread from earlier this season. Many people struggled to comprehend having the same player in more than one position. "How can he be in two places at once" was the most common answer. Good luck with this.

What are they singing to jose? Can't quite make it out.

Not giving Bolton any chance at all then? I know it's unlikely but they could beat Spurs and Chelsea to get to the final, especially if they find some extra motivation to win it for Muamba.

If you add pointless 5 yard sideways passes to your repertoire then you could win Player of the Year n'all.

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We look awesome at keeping the ball passing between our defenders. Shite at trying to get it to a forward.

I struggle to comprehend how people wouldn't want us playing in Europe? If we aren't going to actually win any trophies the least we can do is try and compete in Europe on a regular basis.

Do they not have comparitively low ticket prices in the German league? I think that helps, low prices and full stadiums every week. The atmosphere in general at stadiums in this country, with a few exceptions, has been poor for a while.

This is going to get stuck in my throat I'm sure but, come on Liverpool, you dirty, bin dipping, racist bastards. Would be just like them to lose this and help us miss out on Europe.

What fucking happened? I fell asleep on the sofa at half time and woke up to it being 2-2.

Eh, losing out on a Champions League spot would be worth it if Chelsea miss out on a Europa League spot I doubt they even want to begin with? We wouldn't be able to do anything about missing out on the CL in that situation, UEFA have made the ruling clear on this. If that meant Chelsea missed out on Europe altogether it would be ALMOST worth it. Can you find the key word in there?

We would still only get 3 Europa League spots. In that situation Chelsea would miss out. Which is almost worth it happening, swap the scum out for somebody else in the FA Cup Final and it's win all round.

Shocking tackle, only reason he isn't off is because we scored, which is irrelevant. Should be reviewed by the FA. Won't be.

I'm just trying to work that out, do I need the bit about the league cup in twice? My brain is hurting so I'll take it out and it can be your fault if it turns out to be wrong.

Time to edit the op

He's a creative midfielder, don't you know.

I figured that too. I was just being extra anal about it.

But only if they win the Carling Cup. Runner's up get nowt.