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havent been since the Blackburn game earlier in the season but cash turnstiles in operation? and if so, whereabouts will i get a seat? its touch and go as to whether ill get back in time so dont want to commit earlier

Surely will be the first player to score 20 goals in a season since Shearer, still have some gash to play, maybe nab another hat trick or 2...

http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/premierleague/story/gabriel-obertan-exclusive-interview-newcastle-united-manchester-england-120811 was either guardian or times podcast this week where a french journalist mentioned how intelligent Gabby was, explains the shape of his head if he is carting around a big brain like

noticed this before listening, didnt see it coming before! good episode like, best one of the season i reckon?

having played Footy Man, i can believe this, being charged like £500k a deal for agents, they can fuck off!

As long as we win 2-2 I'm not bothered. Your craic is making me start to dislike the real Harris Vuckic. Is there an app for that? 'Hahaha' I can totally imagine HV being like the greaseball on The Apprentice who made that s*** 'app-le' joke from nowhere. nar he is currently playing upfront for Milan...

his career would read like that Only Fools and Horses van... Madrid - Los Anglese - Milan - Sunderland...Posh would love it...

I feel like one game everything will click and against a side like Norwich he will lay 3 or 4 goals on a plate for Ba et al.

Quite an honest admission from Barton there. A change from his massive ego I suppose. aye next he will announce he infact isnt the 2nd coming of christ...what a humble man!

someone should #areyouseriousbro? a Newcastle story, try and get it on the show if its funny enough outside the context of football...

i think its almost the opposite, i reckon theyve become to serious...they used to make alot of jokes but its like something went off on them and suddenly its like "right, we need to be more serious and analytical"...i used to love the 10 minute sections talking about Torres being dreamy etc.

i heard we didnt sign Ronaldinho in 2003 because we had 10 unsold tickets for Everton away...

when signing these midfielders like Osman, has to be asked whether he is better than Guthrie/Gosling, as theyre both on the bench with a fully fit 11 and as i found on Footy Man, theyre on pretty low wages...id doubt centre mid was top priority tbh, surely its defence and possibly a striker if Loven AND Nile go?

he is amazing on Footy Man like...and his name is class...

tbf i wish he had never been on match of the day...even though Keegan is on ESPN, i still get a kick everytime i see him on there as its not so common as it takes off the shine of him...kinda like Ginola or Sir Les too.

Alison Rudd has always annoyed me, the most liverpool-centric "journo" on there, and when the debate was mentioned, i was cringing waiting for her to speak incase she came out with agood point and i was wrong about her...i need not have worried, same old shower of shit from her like.

Nike would be sweet like, though the Nike Arena is only surpassed by Sports Direct Arena in terms of shitness...

id love it if we were sponsored by Trollface tbh...mockup anyone?

would sound better and the food at half time would be better if there was a subway...

not sure about the lyrics but Ginola to Lola has my vote, im all in!

havent read any of this, but...its not even an arena...

someone said offload him on a free... his wages are a pittance if i remember, depends how much depth we need really. Ben Arfa kinda counts as a striking option for me as he simply replaces a striker and sits behind...add Shola in and we have 4, then Sammy and possibly Maiga, im happy with him being there for the cup run and a couple of sub appearences here and there for the low cost...

Gattuso is immense, or was immense atleast...love him but fairplay if he doesnt play for your side...if Newcastle played Milan and he was playing against us, id probably hate him!

just saw the goals from last night, what an unexpected ball from Gab...brilliant deft ball in, perfect for the centre forward, just didnt know Obertan had it in him!

evne if he is, we signed him on a free, kinda standard wages really...