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Can we call him Vurn?

Shola and Sammy are like a Fantasia hippo and Bambi.

My wife just asked why Obertan slows down everytime he's faced with a 50/50 challenge. For the same reason he jumped at thin air in the build up to Anitas goal.

Was gonna post a comeback joke but i'll get slated for being homophobic. I hope he plays and scores tomorrow.

Fascist bastards!

Your not supposed to take any onboard can try though, if you turn up wearing a toon top then they'd single you out straight away for a search imo . I carried 24 cans onto DFDS in april and nobody said a word. Mind it might be different when there's a massive football crowd onboard.

He was fucking great last year until his injury and he looks to be back to that sort of form.

We were fairly crap, as we have been all season. We made an average team look good by allowing them to play, as we have done all season. I'm reluctant to get on Pardews case but jesus wept it's frustrating watching us at the minute.

This. It's like watching chess at times.

We'd be mental to appeal it.

We're gonna win today, i just decided.

My arse nipped up because i thought Krul was getting sent off!

Tony Adams. What a legend!

Depends on the score / time i suppose.

I wonder if they'd let him take a penalty again?

This seems to be the general argument, but I find it just as unlikely that Chelsea would go through all this chaos knowing the repercussions if nothing racist was said. Seems a lot more likely to me that one man, in a charged environment would snap for a moment and say something, as opposed to all the people this had to clear at Chelsea, to even make the decision to report it, all being sure something happened that didn't. It's strange, i don't recall Fegie coming out in defense of John Terry.

Are you sure you couldn't be tempted? http://i47.tinypic.com/3txf4.jpg Proper lol'ed at that.

Wouldn't have the cunt gift-wrapped.

I'm convinced we've played a big part in that. I was trying to come up with some sort of "play the team not the occasion" bollocks but that's basically what i'm on about. If we go at them on Sunday we're well capable of beating them.

That's the first time i'd ever heard of it!

That's the top and bottom of it. We have midfielders who are more talented and require gate time much more than Obertan. Yet most weeks Pardew flogs this dead horse.

That's the one word that sums up our season thus far.

I honestly don't know what people expect when he receives the ball with back to goal in his own half, with three men on him. He's misplaced at the moment. It's harsh to call him poor when he's not being allowed to play his own game at the moment. Pardew said it's "his world" when he's got the ball, but the boss hasn't allowed it to be having restricted him by a deeper position. Due to the formation he's recieving the ball 20 yards deeper than where he should be. And people are getting miffed he's not scoring Bolton-esque goals every weak. Baffling.

He's a fucking coward. It's astonishing that a player as timid as him can get anywhere near the premier league. It's like watching Sheila off Shameless trying to play football.

Will be the difference between pushing for 4th and what we'll end up with, which is about 10th.