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After today? We've more than enough to be above the relegation zone in January, why the hell would we spend?

Remy and Goofy freed him up. He's nutty as squirrel shit man, but that's NUFC all over.

Can you imagine Bent in our side, up front with Cisse? We'd be nailed on for the drop.

I was saying that in the build up to his Bolton goal. I was sat next to someone saying that for about an hour prior to the Bolton goal. I asked him how he liked them apples. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq3l7ej5F1qbv78wo1_500.gif

About 50k at a guess.

I was saying that in the build up to his Bolton goal. I was sat next to someone saying that for about an hour prior to the Bolton goal. I asked him how he liked them apples.

I thought Fulham out-crapped us, tbh. Good game for Mapou and Debuchy in particular in that they can take some confidence from it. Debuchy didn't seem to overlap anywhere near as much as he normally does mind. And that was evident in the total lack of any sort of threat that we posed for the first 80 minutes. There's a total disconnect between our midfield and attck. And beating Fulham, who were fucking garbage, is just papering over the cracks.

Yeah we've had a shot on target. Was never going in like.

Have we even created a chance? Can remember a couple of long range efforts, but we must be the easiest side in the league to defend against.

Oh FFS, no Krul? Can we just forfeit? Take a 3-0 loss and just all do something else?

Aye it must suck having to play Barca, Milan and Ajax. Bet they're well jel of us, like.

I'd make him player manager. He's mental enough to take it on too.

Taking the piss out of an old man, have a word with yourselves.

When the players were celebrating Sammys goal he seemed to break away from the group and go over to the crowd. I'd have liked to seen what he did next but the camera panned away.

Remy wasn't actually injured. We suspended him for wearing those hideous trousers.

I quite like this idea but i'm not even sure it would be legal. The number of foreigners in a squad / starting XI has to be limited though. And the sooner the better. But of course that would mean less viewers, so less tv money, so not going to happen.

Cabaye will start, play well, then everything gets swept under the carpet. Til January.

It's a tactical move. He knows he can paralyze Pards by taking Shola from him. IIRC the only manager we've had who didn't rate Shola was Keegan.

We'd be fucking insane to sell Shola until we've brought at least one striker in. It'd be like a gimpy legged man sawing his other foot off. So it'll probably happen.

Plenty of tickets left. I've just been having a look on .co.uk, had a brain fart and very nearly bought a couple. Then sanity kicked back in, £60 for tickets, £50 for petrol, plus beer and scran van. Fuck that! 0-1

Does he have an £8mil buy out clause we can activate?

There's much more to it than that though. I don't believe for one second that Pardew instructs the players to stand still and provide no options for the man on the ball. But that's how we play, week in week out. It's really noticeable on throw ins, they sometimes take an eternity because nobody shows for the ball, or makes a little run away from his marker. Pardew doesn't spend time on the training ground coaching the lads to be static, but whatever he's doing that's the end result. To an extent I think that's where the hoof originates, just a lack of an available pass. But when you see Krul and Elliot coming almost to the halfway line to lump free kicks forward, then that can only come from Pardew.

Vuckic is almost as soft as Obertan. Does lots of chasing down without ever getting near the man on the ball.

The years were correct. '70 - Pecsi MFC - Lost '80 - Sunderland - Lost '91 - Tranmere - Lost '92 - Bournemouth - Lost '96 - Chelsea - Lost '98 - Blackburn - Lost '02 - Everton - Lost '03 - Chelsea - Lost '03 - Partizan Belgrade - Lost '06 - Watford - Won '10 - Deportivo la Coruna - Won '12 - Braga - Draw - Most rediculous tournament rules ever.

'91 - Tranmere - Lost '92 - Bournemouth - Lost '96 - Chelsea - Lost '98 - Blackburn - Lost '02 - Everton - Lost '03 - Chelsea - Lost '03 - Partizan Belgrade - Lost '06 - Watford - Won '10 - Deportivo la Coruna - Won '12 - Braga - Draw - Most rediculous tournament rules ever.