The Bard of Byker

Bruno Guimeowrães, Lewis Meowley... I'm here all week!

Miggy Almeowrón

What about their European game in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet?

Missed opportunity from Burn - he should have done a full lap, smiling and saluting on the way round.

My prediction was 4-1, you know.

The rotten honkers have moved the match thread!

The marranoia’s kicking in.

Are you the ‘Cheer up Peter Reid’ chap, by any chance?

I think that was Erik Pieters.

Sure he'll play a wicked game.

Feyk newes, marra.

Cannot be fathomed oot.

Haha, not quite true... https://www.businessinsider.com/how-the-vatican-makes-whiteblack-smoke-2013-3?r=US&IR=T#:~:text=The smoke is black if,Black smoke means no pope. Warren, you rascal!

A bit of an irrelevance, really. I think he scored against Brighton to give us the Championship title a few years ago? That’s all I’ll remember him for, I reckon. And his ridiculous barnet.

Statue! Imagine if we'd been relegated after the takeover. He ushered in the new era calmly and in shite circumstances. Bravo!

Safety the neet!

@brummie Gerrard's see-through jumper gets a nod in Squires this week - nips on show, I'm afraid.

2-3. Howay!

That’s the spirit!

It always has been in my book. Shirt and tie (and suit) for work, jumper for golf.

It looks like a training top.