Club statement up:
Newcastle United can confirm that a member of its staff has this morning been assisting HMRC with their inquiries.
The Club will be making no further comment at this time.
Assuming that Huddersfield just get a point against Fulham, they'll be on 79 points with only 9 left to play for.
So we beat Preston then we'll be on 88 points. That's the maximum Huddersfield can get and they'll lose out to our superior GD. So we're up on Monday night football on Sky after a win.
Whatever Reading do on Saturday will be irrelevant with us winning on Monday.
So Saturday is the all important day. We can't go up with a winton Monday if Huddersfield win against Fulham.
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Wahey! Come on the Toons!
Could we hire a hot air balloon, and somehow have it land on the pitch? Then they'd be like 'Aargh, get that fookin' balloon off the pitch man, we're trying to stay up!' and we'd be like 'He he he!'?