The Bard of Byker

Flarty give us a wave, Flartyblartclart give us a wave...

Shite.

Who hit bar?

Never mind him! Where's that goal?

Not sure for league cup. I think we can, yes. As well as that ABBA thing.

Slaaappy.

Kin hell! Sigmund Fraud... Wheeling him out is equivalent in footy terms to considering how the laces in the leather balls influence spin in free kicks. Freud's ideas are alive and well in the 21st century, and form the basis of a living, breathing, and evolving intellectual tradition, spanning psychoanalysis and various forms of psychodynamic psychotherapy. Your resistance to this truth suggests that you could benefit from some time on the couch Yep, like shite. That's the way you Fraudians roll. Theory can't be bollocks, so if you can't see the truth of it must be something needs theraping. Bet you were right at home in the Ashley-Pardew zone, similar mind-viruses. Yes. Unfalsifiable nonsense.

Oi, Wittgenstein! Heidegger! Pipe down you two!

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Not really the right thread, but this is still funny:

It feta be. I hope it hasn't come Acropolis.

Is this deal still olive?

He played for them 7 years ago Now that's progress!

YOU CALLED, MASTER?

Look, he's had a late night, he couldn't find his favourite gloves, and the sun's in his eyes. Give the guy a break.

I'm sick and tired of you pinning it all on the goalie, HawK. He's doing his best ffs.

It takes a team to keep a clean sheet.

They were in teams that kept clean sheets?

Hardly any nowadays (mavericks). The current state of football has stifled players with flair etc, far too tactical now. On the subject of mavericks, I read earlier that Cassano called a press conference today to announced his retirement 8 days after joining Verona and then just changed his mind and is continuing on Classic. He's done it again! https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jul/24/antonio-cassano-leaves-verona-play-on

One of the breast, that lad.

Morning marras.

Oh yes, absolutely - I applaud what they're doing. Good on them

That name makes me cringe. As does the Northumberland county flag on their logo - Newcastle hasn't been part of Northumberland since the 13th century, and we have fans from all over the place.

The Telegraph is an unreliable source as far as NUFC goes. Muck rakers, trying to make something out of nowt.

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