The Bard of Byker

I saw that! Not a good look. I recall that Pulis was a serial offender also. May your cabbage fly true.

Gerrard wearing a jumper over a shirt and tie. A sartorial horror.

If Leeds lose tomorrow, we’re pretty much there - can only catch us on some very unlikely goal difference.

We’re not.

And if Leeds lose, they could only catch us on (a very unlikely) swing in goal difference?

So, this weekend, Villa win + Southampton win or draw + Arsenal win + Leicester win?

He'll end up on the bench at Liverpool. I think they were keen on him a while ago?

3-1 Toon.

Balls to Everton. Let them get on with it. We need to finish as high as we possibly can.

Could someone do the maths, please?

He’s on the southbound platform there. Probably on the way down to Wimbledon.

What's happening then?

I'm pretty sure that's Whitley Bay in the background.

Yep: (i) Playing kit (a) On the Clothing of a Player on the field of play, the following areas shall be permitted to be used for Advertising One single area not exceeding 250 square centimetres on the front of the shirt (see Fig 10) (http://handbook.fapublications.com/#!/book/30/chapter/s2699-kit-and-advertising-regulations/content?section=s2702-c-sponsor-designations)

No way a Bristol fan would say 'have came'.

Porch of fame surely at best It's a tent, in Trafalgar Square.

Exquisite Shearer Throne

Says 0-1 now.

Definitely says 1-1 on Sky.

Breyching the peyce.

Atsu will score.

It's due to be repainted/restored this year. No such plan for SJP, it would seem!

Is that dead dog still in the Gallowgate bogs?

Something to do with shirt sizes?

Pennywell Bog Co.