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If we win and Huddersfield lose today then we can secure promotion with a win next Monday. Huddersfield have another game before ours against Preston? Fulham I think? They lose that too and we're promoted?

What group of results do we need to get promoted with a win next Monday against Preston on Sky? Is it as below? We win vs Ipswich Huddersfield lose against Derby Huddersfield win against Fulham We win against Preston Is that combo right? I'm also assuming that if we win tonight and Huddersfield lost both games before we take to the pitch against Preston that we'll already be up? Sorry for asking this. Couldn't find that predictor thingy.

Do Brighton go up tomorrow with just a win or do they need Huddersfield to lose too?

Can see it now. Final day of the season. Chelsea vs mackems. Chelsea win, they win the title. Mackems win, they stay up. Someone will end that day crying. Mackems will already be relegated by then anyways.

Cadbury are definitely sponsoring the Premier League. Not sure about Nissan though.

Our GD with Brighton's is close now. We'll even lose out on that with them now.

Hope that's the final straw for Lascelles. He's been fucking useless for months now. Rafa, WAKE UP!

Just went on the footyheadlines site and they've updated their post about our kit and they've noted that based on the kit teaser video, this is their prediction on how it would look like. Black collar but still gold puma logo though. http://www.footyheadlines.com/2017/04/newcastle-united-17-18-home-kit.html?m=1

Hope the crowd don't get on the players back if we go a goal down. We need a good and noisy crowd to help them on tonight.

They do seem unstoppable now. Getting all the plaudits now and probably deserved.

Coz someone mentioned whether any sponsor would need a box or a patch if they weren't readable. Wonga would be readable but wouldn't look that nice.

God that does look like it belongs in a WWE ring. A sponsor is going to ruin that beauty.

How would it look with wonga on it? Wonga is not logo based so would it have been readable without a fucking box or a patch?

When i watched the video, I noticed the Puma logo was white but this mock up has it in gold.

When was the last time these cunts scored again?

Why is the rubbish up there so obvious compared to other stadiums?

Bhahaha. They're so going down!

The challenge on Ritchie yesterday was worse but since it's the cunt Larsson, fuck it. Hahaha fully deserved.

When Mbemba came in for Hanley instead of Lascelles, I was one of a few who didn't like it. Not much of a difference between the two but at the tail end of the season, when Lascelles is clearly out of form, Hanley can come in and takeover. He's been a captain in this league before so at least has experience on his side and we need a bit of steel mentally and physically right now. But hey, WE GO AGAIN.

if they win every match we still only need another 8 points. Think the situation was had we won today after Huddersfield lost, we could have been promoted if they lost at Preston on Friday and we beat Leeds later that night. Would have been great scenes and celebration that night had it happened. Now, if Huddersfield slip up against Preston (which I can see happening) and we beat Leeds, a win against Ipswich on easter Monday would seal it for us. Huddersfield have Derby away on that day too.

He reminds me so much of Bellamy. Unbelivable speed but once he starts sprinting, it makes you wince thinking he might pull up. It was the same for me when Bellamy would chase down the ball.

We would have been promoted with a win today and against Leeds and results went our way on Friday. Would Brighton be in a similar position?

Providing Huddersfield and Reading don't produce glorious comebacks today... Care to update this?

So there is no chance we'll be promoted after a win over Leeds now? Earliest is easter Monday?

Hey look. Another game on fucking Sky this Friday. And at home too! Another chance to fuck ourselves on Tv.