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This is my new favourite Twitter account:

Decided to make a "Other 14" team, picking 1 player from each of the teams outside the "Big 6", span a random name generator to figure out which team I had to use twice and it landed on Southampton unfortunately . Thoughts:

I reckon we'll get Harrison for something like £25m with add-ons rising to £32mish.

Never quite realized his goal return for us post Championship was so dire, obviously knew it wasnt decent, but he scored 34 goals for us in 122 games for us and 23 of them where in the Championship.

While they're not glamorous, each and every one of them would improve us. Personally think Sarr would be a great signing and a bit of a no brainer for the price.

Also Everton only have 2 more friendlies, which will be 4 overall. That seem very light for pre-season imo.

Jesus christ, he sounds like and has the body chemistry of someone who is in the middle of a dog fight in March, with things looking bleak. Would be really worried if I where an Everton fan.

An extra £50k a week is a considerable amount like, if they where offering only slightly more i'd understand it, but thats an extra £2.6M a year, I would do the same

Wonder how long of a commute it is to Reading? Arguably its straight up the M3.

Well yeah, it's called trying to get a value from a deal and not playing hand first up Man people love a bit of betwetting

Well in lasses, some character, not at there best but got through it.

CC: Ciaran Clark, Matt Ritchie, Isaac Hayden...

BBC gone rouge for a sec

See that's why you alway have a Toone in the team.

Get in! Scrappy but you take it.