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Acrobatic volley by Gouffran but he finds the roof of the Hi-Tec South Stand at Roots Hall.

No changes at half time, would imagine that means that this team is something like the team that is going to start the season.

The fuck are these chants

Great move that.

That was a Perez turn.

Looks like we're playing well. Based on this shitty periscope stream

SOUTHEND XI | Oxley, White, Trialist, Barrett, Coker, Bridge, Atkinson, Leonard, McGlashan, Williams, Trialist. If anyone needs me, you won't be able to contact me until 10pm.

Well be in the south end come 9:30 apparently.

Darlow, Janmaat, Mbemba, Lascelles ©, Dummett, Hayden, Anita, Aarons, Shelvey, Perez, Gayle.

Highlights from yesterdays game, for all that care:

Pep for me.

When does this fuck nugget come back for training?

Take a look at @NUFC's Tweet:

Huh? I got a text saying it. That sir, was a bit of a stretch

Huh?

Isnt Sherwood at Derby?

I heard he upgraded to Prezi instead this time.

Scotland are so shit man

I'm sorry, i'm not sorry

Sels is a Carr signing. Sanctioned by Rafa.

Stifler, you seem like a swell happy go lucky kind of guy. You're the sort of person I would want to have a pint with, but by god do you say some stupid things

Astroturf. What? Just what? How the does AstroTurf effect a keeper throwing a ball into the back of his own net?