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I hope you have a very shitty birthday, and choke on your birthday cake. Twat.

This may be slightly early, but fuck it, i'm bored and the season starts in three weeks. Premiership Winners: Runners Up: 3rd-6th: Relegation: Overachievers: Underperformers: Top Goal Scorer: Break Out Year: Season to Forget: PFA Player of the Year: PFA Young Player of the Year: Manager of the Year: First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Championship Winners: Runners Up: 3rd-6th: Relegation: Newcastle United Where will we finish?: Top Goalscorer?: How will we do in the cup competitions?: Domestic League One Promotion: League One Relegation: League Two Promotion: League Two Relegation: FA Cup: League Cup: EFL Trophy: Europe La Liga winner: Serie A winner: Bundesliga winner: Champions League winner: Europa League winner: World Player of the Year: Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season:

Thats unfortunate.

Sterry too And surprise surprise Cloback too

Download and stream on Periscope pls.

You guys need to fuck off

You will come to Rewe that comment

Matt Ritchie will be great.

Feel bad for the guy, can't catch a break.

Stifler is that you?

We should hopefully be able to break our own Championship attendance record this season.

Cheers for doing this Magpie

Says the guy with the Purple avatar

Apparently after Dyche should Fat Sam get the England gig.

The Rogers effect.

Rafa quotes:

http://i3.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article11602757.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/JS94720751.jpg Dude thinks he's staring in his own sitcom

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/rafa-benitez-eyeing-reunion-former-8403926

I know Shelvey was shit last season, but I have a feeling he could be one of our best performers this season.

Monday, 27 June was a quiet night for the Icelandic television stations that were not showing Euro 2016. As about 150,000 viewers tuned in to watch their team's remarkable win over England in the last 16, nothing else in the schedules got a look-in. Icelandic TV channels not showing the England game got just 298 viewers between them.

Ironic given the later sentence.

It was started by a "journalist" on Twitter that has 54 followers... It's not me, I swear.

BBC reporting that he hasnt been contacted yet.