Dyeyzzon

Tardew's definition of trying, tbh

1am here. Why do I even bother. Night folks.

Can see the 4-4 happen here. Well, just the first half of it.

Tards unravelled already

F*** the negativity and let's have this lot

GW 35 Man City 3-1 West Ham Everton 2-1 Fulham Southampton 2-1 West Brom Stoke City 1-0 Norwich Wigan 1-3 Tottenham Newcastle 2-1 Liverpool Reading 2-2 QPR Chelsea 3-0 Swansea Arsenal 1-2 Man Utd Aston Villa 2-1 Sunderland

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Newcastle is a team renowned for attacking and entertaining football, though we have not recorded anything greater than a 3-goal victory with you in charge. Most of your games appear to be based on grinding out results. Do you plan to restore the fans' appetite by playing more enterprising football? Newcastle have recorded nearly a hundred unique injuries this term. Is there any reason and way to avoid such "unfortunate" circumstances? The Newcastle captaincy has been held by a handful of individuals this season. While it shows that many individuals are capable of wearing the armband, we feel that the lack of a definite leader has left the squad devoid of inspiration in some games. Who would you hand the armband to next season, and would it stay with him? You have used a 4-2-3-1 formation for most of 2013. Despite a promising start, we believe that teams are learning to deal with the team shape, and results have dipped. Do you plan to add more adventure into the tactics to make things more difficult for the opposition next season? Why is Cabaye playing so deep, almost like a defender, when his passing and vision could perhaps be better utilized further up the pitch? Cisse has been isolated in most games I've been seeing recently. Are there any plans to improve the service? Would you experiment on placing Davide Santon in a more advanced position than fullback to utilize his attacking talent and minimize the lapses in defense he costs us with? Our corner and set piece routine is so predictable. It feels as if I'd rather take a goal kick or throw in over a free kick or corner given how poor we are in that aspect. How do you plan to change this? As a foreign Toon fan who stays up till 2AM every weekend to watch Newcastle United, do you have any words to encourage me to stay up to watch dull and boring football?

To be honest, last thing we want at the minute is unrest in the ground. We need to give them our full backing against Liverpool and shower him with s*** at home to Arsenal. Aye, keep it calm now then strike when it's all over. No one stay behind for the lap of honour or something.

His sub decisions are just too predictable. I feel like he does the tweaks based on prejudice. "Oh I'll bring Shola on so he can batter their tired defenses." "Oh I'll keep Jonas on because he's such a tireless worker." "Oh I'll bring Hatem on because he can rescue us with little tactical adjustment." "Oh I'll leave Cisse on cause he wakes up in the 90th minute." "Oh I'll haul Gouffran and Cabaye off as he cannot last 90 minutes." "Oh I'll bring on *random young lad* to add fresh legs." and so on.

Top 5 to Bottom 5 in under a year

I'd have taken a draw at the start but it's really annoying as f*** that it was a game we could've won but for the burden of our manager's decisions.

"Fortitier Defendit Triumphans"

Yep looks like trying to prove a point Not to mention he had a week's rest at last.

GW 34: Fulham 1-2 Arsenal Norwich 1-0 Reading QPR 2-1 Stoke City Sunderland 1-2 Everton Swansea 2-1 Southampton West Brom 2-2 Newcastle West Ham 2-1 Wigan Tottenham 3-2 Man City Liverpool 2-1 Chelsea Man Utd 2-0 Aston Villa

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-harpers-ready-late-call-2635590

While we have a thread like this, Pards sets up to defend for both games.

so much it's unreal. Eh! hes f***ing unreal! It's really what was expected.

Elliot Debuchy Coloccini Yanga-Mbiwa Haidara Cabaye Sissoko Ben Arfa Marveaux Gouffran Cisse Customary 2-1 away defeat. Might be more confident next week.

Feels like it was a generation ago.

Aye, like England-Germany in 2010. Counted or not, what matters is that you perform amd keep performing.

The decision to bring on Shola was just baffling. It's the type a child would make just to stick a Geordie lad up front who happens to have a good record against Sunlun. Ben Arfa should've come on that early. Imagine how much creativity we could be having if we had Gouff, Sissoko, Cabaye, Marv and Hatem all breathing down their necks.

And there we go.

This.