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Nice to see Jonas looking like his old self again. Oddly enough, it seems going to LB brings out the attacking drive in him.

Right. Now I hope Santon's areet. Our fullback options

Thankfully my river went off for that split second and saved my voice from utter destruction.

f*** off duff f*** off schwarzer f*** off cisse haters f*** off refs f*** off sunlun 3 points.

It feels like taking a jizz after holding it for so long

FOOOOOOOOKKKKKENENNNNNM YESSSSSKnvdkvnkfmkdmgvldkmgvlo

Gives me a glimmer of what Hatem would look like.

Just t*** it.

The Simpson hate

Ah finally some fresh air.

Has the air of the Pompey game from the relegation season...

Nah he's just being honest that he's s***.

"Playing time"

Starting to become one of my personal faves this.

Gouffran?! FFS get someone who went to Europe off...

Aye, get the s*** game out of the way so he'll turn up the next.

It just won't happen for us on corners.

Err...

We're in deep s*** if we don't get a win here, and it's sadly looking like that's gonna happen.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/04/newcastle-open-talks-with-vitoria-guimaraes-over-amido-balde-transfer-3584094/ Both a transfer and a club partnership apparently

Eagerly awaiting this week's update. GW32 Reading 1-2 Southampton Norwich 0-0 Swansea Stoke City 1-0 Aston Villa West Brom 1-3 Arsenal Liverpool 3-0 West Ham Tottenham 2-1 Everton Chelsea 3-0 Sunderland Newcastle 2-1 Fulham QPR 2-1 Wigan Man Utd 2-2 Man City

Gulf in class? Christ almighty, get some perspective. Benfica are a huge club. If you live in Portugal you would understand, they are an institution, a leviathan. However, the Portuguese league is s****, believe me I've been watching it all season. Apart from possibly Barca away Benfica have not been pulling up any trees this season in Europe, I've been to all their European home games. We have nothing to be afraid of, they have to come at us at their place, the fans demand it, and we can get a result. They are no great shakes, trust me. Very well, I'm no expert on Portugese football and interpreting their real strength. All the more exaggerated given how s*** our last game was.

Think it's a Puma extension though oddly we've signed Puma deals in each of the last two seasons.

Think we'll sit back for the first half as per City, and eventually surrender a goal due to the gulf in class and desire. We'll come out firing belatedly after the break as always, hopefully we can nick the away goal there. Then we'll sit back and concede towards the end.