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NO, not Johan Elmander! Would much rather have Carlton Cole than Elmander to be honest.

What is the British transfer record at the moment?

Lee Clark looks freakin' lush. Looks more like he's attending a game of polo rather than managing a football team though.

Houllier said: "Will Ireland still be here in February? Oh, yes. Do I see him going anywhere? No. "He should be back next week (from his injury)." http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11677_6707784,00.html

The only thing I have seen from Dave Jones this season was his amazing free-kick in the first round against Stoke. Think he has been in and out of the team for the rest of the season.

That Tottenham team looks fucking intimidating tbh. Xisco!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_6685040,00.html? Apparently made an approach about Tranquillo Barnetta

Larsson? Forgot about him.

Alan Pardew: "We have a few irons in the fire, but I won't be naming names. "After the disappointment of last week when we thought we had a done deal for a player, nothing is ever certain in football. "We can only hope something happens very soon." Wonder who was the "done deal"? Bothroyd?

The passing from both teams...

Pedrag Mijatovic Casiraghi Rob Lee Tomas Brolin - not so popular on the British Islands I would think but he was class when he played for Parma and he were in the World Cup '94 allstar team.

And he was dreadful

John Carew Tony Hibbert Beckford Anichebe

Taylor-Fletcher?

Could be argued that he won the Liverpool game for us with those two tackles on Torres though. He's been OK. I agree, he had a good game when he came on against pool. Gave away a goal to Villa when he was outmuscled by Albrighton and has been looking pretty dodgy in the CL aswell in my opinion.

Sebastien Bassong is looking nervous when he plays and has made some really bad decisons so far this season.

José Enrique: In birmigan!!! To many snow!!! ;D

Who's gonna be in charge of this game? Beardsley as previously said or Pardew?

"You raped our club, now we're gonna rape your daughter"

CA: 86 PA: -8 Why even bother with this guy Hughton? Probably worse stats than Mark Walton when he was eighteen.

Anyone else think Hughton is tempted to drop Carroll for Ameobi for this one? Carroll hasn't been as good the last two games as he was in the first games and Ameobi had a very good game against Chelsea.

Pretty sure Campbell didn't hear Krul shouting because he wear his shorts so high up the are covering his ears...

Didn't anyone watch the World Cup? Jonas was shit as a wingback, always stuck in no mans land. Got two yellow cards in the first two games and got himself suspended and was then replaced by otamendi for the rest of the tournament.

Used my wildcard and ended up with a really awsome team. Schwarzer A.Cole-Jose Enrique-Konchesky Milner-Ben Arfa-Fabregas-Bale Berba-Carroll-Drogba Subs: Foster, Yaya, P.Jones, Jara