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Without a doubt the worst performance I have ever seen, from any side. There's still at least two of our players that haven't touched the ball yet ffs

Haha, really? I also met him and a friend of his once and the friend asked if he should take the picture, but Hatem just replied "no, no, selfies are better"

Falkenberg in the Swedish top flight's new stadium will be called "Falcon (beer brand) Non-alcoholic Arena"

Isn't he from Corsica in which case, it would probably be an Italian pronunciation. Corsica is obviously still France but I get what you're saying. Why has this discussion about Cabella's surname been brought up like three times? I hope I'm not stepping on somebody's toes but I don't think I have ever heard an englishman pronounce a foreign persons name correctly if I'm being harsh

Not a clean hit in 23 games

So like the rest of the team, aye? Pretty much. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, if he was still here, it would make literally no difference to our league position. You honestly don't think he could have won us a game in this wretched run we have? Probably not. If everyone else doesn't give a monkey's then I don't get why the master of not giving a monkey's would be any different. Especially if his time at Hull is anything to go by. Also find it bizarre that people would think players like Marveaux would have saved us... Probably because Marveaux and Ben Arfa are better footballers than Ryan Taylor and Gouffran, and a team with better football players tend to win more games than others.

We are. let's get relegated in the new kit We did it the last time, which if I'm right was also the last time we played in our new kit on the last day of the previous season. We played in the red change kit the last day at Everton a couple of seasons ago. Lost in style that time aswell...

Agree. That's the new Puma Swerve template, an outfield kit. The goalkeeper kits are something else. http://www.footyheadlines.com/2015/01/puma-15-16-teamwear-kits.html And not forgetting poor Halmstad. http://www.footyheadlines.com/2015/01/shocking-puma-halmstad-turtle-patterned-kit.html Halmstad is my hometown club. They wore that shirt with black shorts and blue socks in a friendly a couple of weeks ago, looked great

Would very much still have him in our side, but that was some lazy defending on his part for Bayern's second last night.

Foster/Krul Cahill-Lovren-Kolarov Ramsey-De Jong-Fabregas-Fletcher-Sterling Rooney-Dzeko Gomis, Okore, Wisdom

Do you guys think the Man City game will be sold out before it goes on general sale? I'm planning on going and just wondering if it's worth £35 to become a member and be able to buy my ticket now?

Did Ryder write tibia? He got hit with a knee at his thigh! Probobly just a dead leg.

With Remy: Played: 23 Won:13 Scored: 37 Without Remy: Played: 10 Won: 1 Scored:1 Surley this can't be right!?

Is that Matthew Upson on the left?

Looks like the white Shola

Would have been two yellow had Johnson not dived like a cunt

Thauvin looks like a proper dick

Tanga-mbiwa is so fuckin shit

Might sound corny, but don't think he's cut out for playing in the PL. Those cold monday nights games in Stoke would kill him.

Kept Walcott as captain from last week, but changed the vice-captain from Özil to Ben Arfa.. Also had both Willian and David Luiz in the team. This seasons fantasy is really going ultra crap for me this far.

Played my wildcard after two averege gameweeks. De Gea D.Luiz Kaboul Clichy Walcott Özil Ben Arfa Willian Sturridge Lukaku Remy Bench: Harper, Bellamy, Baker, Gabbidon

De Gea Touré, Lescott, Clichy Walcott, Michu, Ben Arfa, Zaha Soldado, Cissé, Negredo Bench; Robles, Bellamy, Baker, Bennett

Anyone else seen Sammy's video on Instagram of HBA and Abeid playing tabletennis? HBA uses a doublehanded backhand!

If you aren't already all pumped up about this tournament, search for 'icelandic goalkeeper' on a popular videosite.