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For being a team that doesn't attack at all, we are extremely good at conceding at counter attacks.

What the hell is going on, none of the midfielders knows what position they’re playing?

It’s like were playing in a kids tournament and this is like our 8th game of the day. We look absolutley ragged.

Traveled from Sweden for this to watch my first ever live Newcastle game

He haven’t touched the ball yet, has he?

He’s never said that, has he? Said he has last say on transfers. As long as it's not "no" of course.

When are people gonna realise that ä isn't an a? It's more like Chair than Schar.

Players talking in the media in pre season about how they've not taken any vacation and instead worked extra to come back stronger next season. This season it was Murphy and Atsu, and both have been atrocious this season. The years before it has always been Rolando Aarons. Just gives you false hope that the player's are not gonna be completely useless the season to come, which has never been the case.

You’re thinking of goalkeepers.

Wasn't Craig Gordon the most expensive goalkeeper in the PL until like five seasons ago?

If we get over 30p this season with starting line-ups like that, Benitez is worth the Nobel prize.

Caught myself thinking "maybe he didn't do it on purpose" for a second

Would guess it's because we don't want four keepers training with the first team squad at the same time, and the other three are ahead of him in the pecking order atm. Seems harsh on him though.

Should have tried chipping it over the striker tbf.

I think the fact that he played 29 minutes in half a season is a pretty good hint to be fair.

Why isn't this guy playing today? Should be given a run of games to prove himself imo.

Amazing how almost everything shitty this season is down to this man.

So I just paid £4.49 for nufctv and you can't listen to the game on your phone? Just using the periscope radio stream instead...

Any friendly soul who'll be periscoping the radio broadcast? (FFS )

Based on tonights performance and that Tiote and Sissoko leaves. Krul Janmaat Mbemba Clark Haidara Ritchie Hayden Diame Aarons De Jong Mitrovic

Hate this guy already. Has the same nothing-expression on his face as Petr Cech.

Wow That was as terrible as it gets!

Santon has been horrific since he left. He's not class at all Aye, when Palace and Sunderland are interested you know you need to try harder. Dummett, Haidara, Colback, Anita and Gutierrez on the other hand have been class on that position since Santon left.

No wonder Holland finshed behind fucking Kazakstan or whatever.

Is Karl Pilkington the co-commentator? Just a constant whining