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Slower pace of international football will suit the big man too.

There's very likely a slight touch, the ball seems to nudge the frame before he strikes it. Absolutely mental we're now analysing the game to this extent though I think we need to fuck off all but like 3 broadcasting cameras from the ground and ban slow motion from being officially used. It's like we're weaponising pure autism on the game atm.

An astroid could hit the earth at any minute, and I'm meant to be arsed about a bunch of Atleti fans prematurely celebrating a penalty? VAR did it's job and the games better off for it.

It's all a LARP

A minor miracle Joelinton wasn't carded too, 5 fouls

You have to pretty much bodyslam someone in the box for VAR to intervene nowadays. Isak's done it a couple times this season.

It's okay doomposters, there's still 6 days left to fantasise about Slot teabagging Howe on the pitch after a Scouse masterclass.

I'll never understand dropping Dubravka like.

Stick anyone with a left foot in for Tini please.

The fuck does Livra stop for there?

Get in Pope lad

With any luck ricin will have been mixed into the bubble solution at the London Stadium and all of our players just die on the pitch there and then saving us all the bother of the next week. We're 3 points off 4th and in a final, fucking kill iz

This is the kind of thing we need a physical copy of so we can show it our grandkids.

Best player in the world at one point playing the majority of his games trying to do something outrageous purely to take the piss

.giggs

We went for Madison who's not a million miles of Hatem style wise. ASM was far more creative than he gets credit for but Hatem was far more capable of slowing it down and picking a pass.

Just watching a few clips from his time back in Brazil. Why would you even attempt to lob a keeper, 2 yards off his line, at his near post?

That attack was outrageous man Personally don't think there's been a more gifted footballer ever than Ronaldinho though. Some of the stuff he did was perverted.

Best striker in the world. C+

Painful watching Spurs ping the ball about side to side

He's got a dark sense of humour does wor Ed

PSG can fuck off after last year's debacle tbf

27 shots to 2