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People half a tonne heavier than him like to take the piss about his elite mentality patter, but his insane confidence against all the odds is his best attribute. Him telling Trippier to fuck off was what you'd expect.

It was a freak hit across him tbf.

He can feasibly break the record here

1 more from Tony Gord to equal Messi & Haaland's CL record

I actually feel proper bad

Never a pen that like

He would have said this right off the back of Bernardo Silva being one of the best players on the planet

This has been an all timer from the officials like.

This is fucking silly

Loved that celebration

Mental pull back

The fuck is he looking for

No way he goes down there without contact

They'll give it but loads of more clear cunt pens have never been given for us

Such a difference with Bruno on corners.

I know you create your own luck and that, but that's 2 absolutely sickening goals to kill the game off At least I can just crack on with my night

Result doesn't bother me. 2-1 or 4-1, it's the ridiculous way we just give these cunts every league game we play against them regardless of how average or even shite they look. We have a couple of bogey teams, but there's no other team in the league who literally seem to have some divine right to just beat us like these do.

Are all of our subs fucked or something?

These are absolutely shite every time we play them and we just give them the game every time

Aye probably a good idea to just pull Gordon now

Fucking embarrassing this

Mental that without outrageous, blatant cheating we'd be 3-0 over PSG

No reason to think it wasn't just cheating like, if referees know they can just make shit up and disregard any kind of consistency then obviously some are going to have a distant relative sticking a sly bet on.

I feel like I can like Mourinho again at Benfica.

Fucking hell