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It looks far worse when slowed down on the replays. In real time it was like 2 tortoises colliding.

I'm not even sure if that was a penalty or not like, it was just really fucking weird.

WTF

We've been back to the sloppiness we were showing earlier in the season like. Just terrible on the ball.

Fucking hell how do you NOT score with on counter like that.

It was Watford, which was like 1/4 of his entire game time. Bonus Ryder. Sissoko-3 :lol: :lol: Oh my god. LEE RYDER Florian THAUVIN 4 Was content to jog around at times as the game passed him by He ran his bollocks off the poor cunt. Was about to say that. You could see his silly hair waving all over the place every time he lost the ball busting a gut to get back.

From memory he ran his bollocks off against West Ham and/or Watford (I think it was) and was subbed off breathing out his arse in one of them. Then he was told he wasn't fit to wear the shirt after being here about a month which was followed by him being Hatem'd by Schteve. He must have played about 5 minutes since then, I really don't get the "his performances reflected it" at all like. He was obviously a bit of a soft touch but the whole thing was really weird.

That NUFC Comps is a canny channel like. He needs to give the fans what they want though, a Paul Dummett tackles compilation.

Class from Robertson in the build up to the corner.

He's only 30 like, providing he keeps in shape he should be able to keep his current role for at least another couple of seasons like. I cannot see any reason he couldn't play all 38 games next season outside of injury and suspension. Merino will hopefully be better equipped next season too but Hayden can probably be replaced.

He definitely won one at the beginning of his upturn in form but not sure if he's won any since.

Never have I been less tempted to subscribe to any sports package like

The Willian cross free kick that went straight in was Timmy. Unless Elliot conceded a howler to him in the reverse fixture I'm on about the one where he was beaten by Costa (I think) to a ball that he had about a 10 yard advantage on. It might not have been Willian who scored like.

Is part of the interview process to getting a job for a national paper that you repeatedly nut brick wall until you black out?

Elliot made atleast 3 high profile howlers in the season we went down like. Cleverly, Shaquiri and Willian (I think?)

Shelvey in hands on knees mode. This half has been absolutely vile.

HE'LL NEED THEM EH LADS?

I've always had a funny feeling Inesta would finish his career here.

I'm just putting it out there that it isn't happening like before I get quoted.

I'm not drinking piss through my eyes like.

Average sized shot drank through the eye.

I'm not going to piss into a pint glass and drink it like, but I'd definitely piss on my hand a little bit and lick it off when I'm in the bog.