Hanshithispantz

Nothing like a foamin’ Italian.

It's a stone wall penalty like

If this is your own work then fair play. aye

Salah It’s ridiculous like. Would marry Salah if he claims a goal he was 40 yards from. Just turns around in the middle of the pitch and starts wildly celebrating before putting an appeal in.

they’re really odd

Maguire looks like he wears stained grey trackeys and spends the nights eating crisps in front of his cathode ray TV.

Aye I wouldn't accept £7m for him like.

Why've they used some random image of children?

Be canny funny if they said no and banned him for 3 games.

Murphy proper blanks him

Everyone turned and looked at Dummett after it went in like, there's no reality where he should have been beaten in the air by Okazaki. I'm not sure he knew he was there.

It's canny weird like. Obviously he wants to try and beat Salah for top scorer like but not at the expense of being a bit of a cunt to a teammate.

It's hard to tell like, watching on MOTD I thought he clipped Mahrez's foot before he fell and then potentially his knee when he was coming down. Either way the biggest decision of the night went against us before any of this so fuck it.

Also why is Salah not being on the dole in any way relevant to the context of the song? He could have said literally anything there and it would have made the same amount of sense.

"Areet lads I've just got off the phone with Amanda." How was this thread going to go any other way ffs Given his posting history and the way he portrays himself on here it was canny improbable everyone was just going to be like "ah nice one mate, how did it go?" He's probably telling the truth which makes it even more ridiculous, again given the image he himself paints on here - I assume a lot of the time because he finds it funny. He's probably a down to earth lad iirl. The thread's been Branko'd now and it's just gotten weird

Threads gone

Googled this with quotations to see where it was from and the first link (to a twitter account) is basically the lass you That's because that's my insane ex-girlfriend. Also, the world's biggest craic thief (although tbf, I did nick it from Kenny Sr in Phoenix Nights) fucking hell creased, sorry mate.

We need to complete the song now like: My teas stone cold I'm wondering why I can't heat it up at all The bodies building under my patio And Stavely will join 'em all And only when she does will it be OK Pour the postcrete fence to wall They control me, the voices in my head, in my head.

After seeing it on MOTD it looks like he clips Mahrez' foot before he goes down, not a lot of contact but as far I'm aware that's still a penalty like especially with the pace they were both going.

i still double take every time Chris Smalling speaks.

Googled this with quotations to see where it was from and the first link (to a twitter account) is basically the lass you

I'm taking 6/4 odds on Stifler having sent her a dick pic.

Don't talk yourself down man.

Imagine if Stifler, of all people, was the hero who saved our club