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Usain Bolt against Wes Brown might actually be proper hilarious like. If they have any interest in making the show good to watch anyway, otherwise they'll just sit back and easily mark him out of the game.

Danny Murphy, Wes Brown & Michael Owen We cannot miss this one.

So he's actually brought Delph as a central midfielder then the fucking weird cunt.

some oversight that

I don't think the price will go up any more than inflation tbh. 2 rounds of games seems more like a way to pull in new customers - it's not a great advertisement for a price increase. They're probably assuming people will come for the footy and stay for the free next day delivery Pot Noodles.

I CAN FEEL IT IN MAH PENIS I CAN FEEL IT IN MAH BAAAAAWLS

Hopefully one day we'll reach a point where every Premier League game is broadcast by a different subscription service.

Pards played a blinder with him.

I'll stick a 5er on Wormy's pick dying on the pitch.

That's some concussion like.

FUCKING MIGHT AS WELL MATE AYE

He won the German national team's player of the year like 5 years in a row or something, he's a core part of that squad and has been since they came through in 2010.

It's the media in the UK getting confused by the fact we aren't American again. Guns are almost a non issue in the UK, it'd have been more crass if he'd gotten a tattoo of a fucking van.

I agree with a couple of the comments like, the FA and Prem/football League clubs need to just ban them and their reporters from access. They're fucked in the head.

It was good knowing you, Martin.

Everyone seems to think Southgate will play him at CB Shelvey to Walker/Sterling/Kane was our obvious weapon like.

Sporting scum is one thing. Morgan is just plain mankind scum. I can't believe you just made me stand up for that prick. Tbh I actually enjoy watching Pardew make an absolute cunt of himself. I cannot even watch Morgan when he makes a tit of himself, I just end up shouting at the tele I think it's his almost Pardew level of smugness crossed with him being a legitimate scumbag. Pardew is a grade A tosser in and out of the game too though, so given the opportunity I'm pretty sure he would emulate Morgan - he'd 100% wire tap some cunt if he could.

Piers Morgan is one of the few people I just legitimately cannot see speak. I don't think there's a person alive that I cannot stand more.

The Sun have been doing this to the working class for decades. There's an extra layer with the "he's black so he's a gangster" shite but the sheer disgust the Sun and Mail have for the riff raff is actually impressive.

It's the Sun's working class paradox. If it was Kate Middleton it would be oh so adorable that she was scrimping in poundland, and she would look 'simply stunning' in even the cheapest of Primark rags.

completely forgot about that.

Ramos is a dick on the pitch but I'm not sure he'd try and break someone's arm like.

Will Smith is 50 year old. What the fuck's he doing

I cannot get over how bad that was in a final though, one of the wirst performances I’ve ever seen.

Was like the end of Platoon.