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Unparalleled levels of nonsense in the name of posturing going on here like.

Standard Moroccan bollocks init? If he layed off the tweezers and scrumpled his hair a bit he'd be Ginola levels imho.

Daryl Murphy has improved loads with age tbf, he was a right ugly cunt at sunderland.

I'm going to go out on a limb here like and say Lazaar is probably better than Dummett.

Racial slurs.

Lazaar is quite clearly number 1. Perez is pretty tasty when he doesn't Brillcream his hair too.

He'd probably thank the shooter.

Up there with Jack Wilshere's valliant drive down to the South Coast.

I'm the same like I've neglected football for so long and I'm starting to pay for it.

http://i.imgur.com/Y14Vj7T.png Stay shit Holland.

fair enough mate, I'm sorry like. Cannot say I've ever been a massive Brian Adams fan though so the reference went way over my head

"Stop dropping those truthbombs, bro. Cuts like a Brian Adams-sharpened knife." How else was I supposed to reply to that?

"It's have been easier moving to Roma" Aye Jermaine, much easier mate.

They're both in the PL. We aren't. The money is also likely to be better Palace have finished above us for the last 3 PL seasons. We sign players from traditionally much bigger clubs than us from Europe. Your Ajax's and such. Go from playing CL to struggling in the PL. The same reason those guys came to us is the same reason players are leaving us for Palace & Watford. Outside of 4-5 clubs in Europe, the PL is the Holy Grail. We aren't in this divsion because of a scandal. We are in it because we've been consistently pap. We are a big club but this isn't like Juve or Man U being in the second division of their leagues where staying might be justified for our best players. Stop dropping those truthbombs, bro. Cuts like a Brian Adams-sharpened knife. what a dweeb. Anyway TCD I kna why we aren't in the division, I don't need that explaining to me. You won't convince me that Palace is a good move from us though, Premiership or not, especially when your argument is "we were shit when we were managed by the bloke who's now managing Palace." Also I'm not sure you saw like but Ritchie left THE HOLY GRAIL to join us. I think he made a good move, I think Townsend made an awful one.

We only have 2 other strikers, so I can see why people are worried about Murphy given his age like. I think (hope) he'll be fine but we needed another proven striker in on top of him imo.

1 - You think Andros Townsend was indispensable 2 - You think Colback will be rotting on the reserves until May. Crack on. Lol. Liftin' patter.

Ah right, you're one of them who just 'tells it like it is' aren't you? Crack on.

Colback has looked absolutely shit in the Championship.

[Townsend] would have done well in the Championship. Townsend is a poor player. What?

Yet he didn't say such positive things about the other 3. Fact. He obviously rated Townsend, whether or not Ritchie is a better player. He's a hard working player who has more than enough talent on the ball for this league, of-course Benitez would have rather he stayed.

Bang on mate. "With Andros, I wanted to keep him because he was exactly the type of creative player that we could build the team around, but football is not always as easy as that."

Neither can I, but when they're moving to Palace and Watford you have to question their IQ.

Aye that's what I mean, I don't think he's done much wrong and it sounds like he was fully committed, but signing for Palace was borderline retarded. Anyway this is the best part of the interview for me (along with that transfer bit mojo posted): Absolutely, we have to have strength in depth. We have two games a week, every few days there is a game and we know from experience and also from research that if players are playing as many games as this they will pick up injuries. The research proves that it is inevitable. So, we have to do a few things. We have to rotate the squad. I have done this before at other clubs I have been at and it helps a lot to reduce the number of injuries because you can rest players and make sure they properly recover between games. Also you have to have depth to the squad in every position to make a rotation system possible but also to give us cover when injuries do happen. Finally, we have to have the proper medical and rehabilitation processes in place to get players back from injury safely - always - but as quickly as we can. That is why we made some changes to our medical team and our facilities this summer and I'm really pleased with the job they are already doing, it is all important.

Changed my mind about Townsend, seems he's more of a thick cunt rather than a shan cunt.