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http://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=39573&season_id=141 Here's his appearances from that season. He actually played 70 minutes against Forrest in the cup on the 20th September, then was coming off from the bench for a few games until October 23rd (again in the cup against Blackburn), on the bench the next game, started the next 2 league games (70 minutes against Man City where I thought he looked really sharp, and then 80 against Man Utd where I don't think he was in the game much). All that seems pretty standard practice for easing a player back into the side. It continued (worse than that I think) for a further 3 1/2 months or so, during which time he scored 3 goals (including THAT goal against Blackburn).

I think he played like 60 minutes+ 2 or 3 weeks in a row after returning from injury. If it took him 6 months further to go from that to playing 90 minutes without 3 week break periods I'd be very suprised. Plus he said he was fit during that time and Pardew was telling us he wasn't playing because 'his stats weren't right'.

No. He played well - albeit sparodically due to Pardew dropping him all the time - for over 6 months after returing from his injury in pre season training until he was finally allowed to start regularly over Pardew's Obertan. I specifically remember him looking sharp against Man City on his 1st or 2nd game back from that injury (I think he might have hit the post actually).

If those pics are from the last few weeks then he's not 'undoubtedly fat' at all like He looks in great shape in those photos. Also, areet Jack!

It's not from a year ago man, he was here a year ago. This is also from today. Must have the worst bloating problem in the Northern hemisphere. aye you're right. For some reason read the timestamp as from 2014. https://twitter.com/ogcnice/status/615526675581902849/photo/1 A couple of weeks ago then?

Unless he just puts his thumb in his mouth and blows up on command like some sexy puffer fish.

Bout a year ago from a google search I think. He looks lean as fuck there like.

Fair play to the lad imo, that's canny impressive Pardew ruined the lad, he clearly cannot be arsed anymore so has took the Brazilian way out.

What is a good person? Someone who stays at Newcastle no matter what? Someone who is good to watch, wants to keep improving, puts their all in, doesn't hide, isn't a painfully shit lickarse cunt. Sissoko has been our best player for a while now, and if he wanted to continue improving I suggest he do it somewhere better than Newcastle. He was as bad as everyone else in the final half of the season. I like him as a player, but we don't need him as much now as we did, and he's certainly not a guaranteed starter anymore. Knowing how we operate, if we could swap him for a midfielder comfortable player a more subdued role I would in a heartbeat.

What a nice bunch of lads.

You divn't interupt Steve when he's watching his tennis man.

Aye, he's added a shovel from a deck of cards to it. A metal digger from a group of printed paper thingies.

Once we have replaced Willo, Obertan, Colo, Riviere, Saylor, Sammy, Elliott etc We're soft as fuck in the centre of midfield though and have been for a while, although Anita is a better player than all of those mentioned he's tussling for arguably the most important position on the pitch with fucking Jack Colback.

FWIW I do think we need to replace Anita

Folowashola's circuits crashed sometime during his erotic defence of Alan Pardew and he's now stuck on a loop ghosting The King. HBA was fat and lazy, Mbiwa would never be fit for this league, Anita is shite, Colback is lush, Marv has the heart of a pea etc.

Honestly though, it's a waste of time buying this lad if he's going to be paired with Jack Colback.

I can see him getting ahead of Anita easily like.

Ooof that was nasty on Cisse, hope he's OK.

He's probably like their best player ever.

Cristiano's ultra-deep non camp voice freaks me out. same with Messi, it always throws me off.

The Richard Branson one ffs

Some decent strikes and finishes tbf. Riviere genuinely would have brought that score down to about 30-0.

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/sports/david-beckham-(david-foster) http://www.lookalikes.info/umbraco/ImageGen.ashx?image=/media/61222/david%20beckham%20-%20david%20foster.jpg&width=250&constrain=true Ambitious.