"wow all of these players we've signed this january look mint, hopefully this is a sign of change!"
"oh god we're getting beat 6-0, oh god we're getting beat 3-0 off the mackems, oh god we're getting relegated"
"why aren't you sacking pardew?"
"please"
"thank god... maybe we can get remi garde!"
"why have you given the job to john carver? oh god we're going to get relegated..."
And so on. We're going to be absolutely sick of our lives within a year.