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I'm just sick of it being dressed up as anything other than a total embarrassment, all because it could have been worse. There's a lot of evidence to suggest he's better than Alan Pardew, by default he'll get us playing better football and such, I get it. I'll maybe be able to watch us play without wishing to end my own life, it's still a load of bollocks though, it's still calculated mediocrity. Sorry, I hope I get sick of being a fucking downer sometime soon like

Yeah he obviously gets a kick out of low-balling every cunt. "That lad looks great Lee, we'll throw in a preliminary £5m pound offer!" "But Mike he has a release clause of only £3m!" "Excellent, tell them we'll pay £2m and not a penny more!" 2 days later he's been sold to Southampton for £3m.

You fucking love the bloke.

They're embarrassing.

Surely making that connection for no discernible reason is more insensitive? Unless I've been wooshed by big Dinho, in which case soz

Appreciate it.

Thanks for that edit Ian, my post makes loads of sense now

Aye, like Swindon.

surely they could have came up with literally anything and it would have been better than that?

absolutely disgusting

Jack Colback's midfield performances, forget about what they looked like to the naked eye, his stats were very good, which is great news.

Fuck knas if he should but he's absolutely spot on.

If Colback was trying to play out of his skin for us then that's even worse. Jonas is the only player who put in an effective 'grafting' performance for like 3 games at the end. Mainly because his type of graft is actually relevant - as it was in the season we finished 5th.

Fucking ambition man We're essentially over the moon that we're now allowed to boil our rice before we eat it. Thank you Mike.

Aye we wouldn't want to forget any of that irrelevant bollocks like.

"wow all of these players we've signed this january look mint, hopefully this is a sign of change!" "oh god we're getting beat 6-0, oh god we're getting beat 3-0 off the mackems, oh god we're getting relegated" "why aren't you sacking pardew?" "please" "thank god... maybe we can get remi garde!" "why have you given the job to john carver? oh god we're going to get relegated..." And so on. We're going to be absolutely sick of our lives within a year.

The fact we signed Steve McClaren to me shows we're not willing to progress at all, fuck the cunts. We've had periods of "have they changed?" before and the answer has always been "no, he's actually gotten loads worse." I cannot be arsed to fall for it again.

I didn't want to hammer him, he set himself up as an arse licker and I'll give him stick for it. I really hope that he does well here but can't see it happening. This We know we're going to absolutely hate the bloke so we may as well start early

Ian's back

You'd want to hope so considering he played over 1000 minutes more.

Sissoko was really good until the New Year. They were both absolutely shite after it.

Gail Platt fucking loves it.

That ball's fucking shite.

'Shola fucking boffs mediocrity like.