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"everyone would start taking the piss" Howay man, it's a very small problem to keep an eye on at worst. It's not like you have thousands of people sneaking into the ground for pennies. Warn her/issue a small punishment and keep an eye on her in the future. If it happens again increase the punishment.

A warning/few game ban (or whatever) would have sufficed. Fucking detest this "don't do the crime if you don't want to do the time" attitude of fucking doing people all the time. Whether she knew exactly what she was doing or just thought nothing of loaning her ticket out there's no reason this cannot have been resolved by having a quick word.

Cash in on Messi

They've hammered us twice because of that utter cunt Pardew and deserve all the gloating they fancy. Fuck them, the more bitter we look the more they get out of it. We'll be the small time cunts scraping for our first win against them in 8 year.

The case with a lot of his quotes TBH. Fucking give it up man.

Marveaux isn't bang average on the ball at all. He's pretty poor at most other aspects of football, but his ability on the ball is something we're lacking. Ideally we'd have bought a better AM, but as it is there's no real competition for the role so we'll end up playing Sissoko in there, or Shola Ameobi in a 4-4-2.

I didn't expect a stray splash of spunk in my eye when opening the James Tavernier thread like.

Well thats fucking class like.

I'd kick off if Swansea get Bielsa

Aye, the name's a bit of a giveaway like.

Play well but lose.

Complete coincidence, of course. Of course it's a coincidence ffs. Tottenham were 7th in the league (5 points from 4th) when they sacked AVB as well as still being involved in every cup competition. Wigan had a completely different manager this season to the one who got them into Europe, some shit Norwegian bloke. And Swansea (who were still in the FA Cup) were on course to finish 8 points worse off than they did last season. You can outright say that AVB and Laudrup were both harsh sackings. How many of last seasons Europa League managers were sacked btw? I'm guessing this is a continuation of some trend or something? Areet, none. What about the season before? None, again? Suprising. Before that even? Ahhh, none...

Such a strange decision unless there's been tension behind the scenes

Because we're the only team who have to change our entire football style because we don't have Cabaye. I think it was Wullie who pointed out earlier that 19 other teams in this division don't have Cabaye either. Eleven of which are below us, and those above (apart from Everton maybe) probably have better than Cabaye. SO THERE YOU GO! NER NER NER NER NER

It wouldn't like. I'd rather beat the mackems and lose to the table toppers any day of the week. I cannot see any feasible reason why the opposite would be any better?

I'd trade a derby win for beating Man U every season, forever, tbh. Why? I'd rather beat one of the game's really big teams than an average also ran any day of any week. I'm actually surprised that everyone doesn't feel that way tbh. What in the absolute fuck

He quite obviously means the gulf in quality between Matic over Mikel, and Fernandinho over Demichelis. EDIT: ^Aye

What's your point here? That Mourinho dropping Mata in favour of playing Oscar, Hazard and Willian is up there with Alan Pardew dropping Haten Be Arfa for Shola Ameobi and out of position Gouffran and Sissoko?

I cannot imagine the half season we would need to have to finish fucking 15th. I'd probably pack the sport in if that happened.

Has Mourinho been dropping Juan Mata for fucking Shola Ameobi like?

What a terribly braindead thing to say. why? If you seriously need that point explaining to you then you don't deserve the point explaining to you.

What a terribly braindead thing to say.

Why stand there taking a picture instead of confronting him? They may have done both? They could have fucking stabbed him for all we know.

I would be optimistic about this departure if it wasn't for the fact that ballsack who consciously appointed him in the first place is still in charge of the club.