Norseman

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"We dont need any more players." No defenders on the bench. Could make a nice meme.

Not to the extent of dropping 11 places.

So the average fall is 2,3 places. Our average fall is 8,7 places. In fact if we take Newcastle out of the equation and look at the other clubs, the average fall is just 1,7 places. Not too bad and certainly no excuse for dropping 11 places. Actually seems they could have just changed the headline to "Europa league hurts Newcastle's premier league campaign"

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That's more like it. The caretaker manager said this is what he was expecting from Pardew as well, in the interview on MOTD the other night. They didn't watch us at all under him then. Just repeating his lies for him. As of course he does often publicly say he likes attacking football and flair players, while in reality he's shit scared of breaking up his team's shape, and therefore relies on a little bit of luck/magic/science or whatever to nick his team (not us anymore thank god) a goal while keeping it tight.

That's more like it.

Best of luck Hatem. Dont know about the football team but Nice is a beautiful place. Hope he can really blossom there, though i fear his best playing days are behind him.

Get in I really wish that it had all been 100% officially confirmed by now but f*** it. Happy new year! All sorted. All loose ends now agreed. AP on way to Villa Park. Will delete shortly. Will he be in the dugout? How good will that feel, seeing him in someone else's dugout? That would be magnificent

Get in I really wish that it had all been 100% officially confirmed by now but f*** it. Happy new year! All sorted. All loose ends now agreed. AP on way to Villa Park. Will delete shortly. Will he be in the dugout?

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Thank you whoever you are

This is ludicrous. Compensation ffs. Unbelievable! The end is near!

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So glad to hear that. Mint news!

Imagine this team plus Mbiwa, Benny and Marv under a good manager

Ayoze

Can't believe those who now change their tune on the back of a couple of wins - one that Pardew didn't even want to win. It's just extremely short sighted. If he wins a few more we are stuck with this self promoting, self loving arsehole for possibly years more. Guaranteed. Six years left on his contract ffs. He won't change his "philosophy" ever. The shit results will return, and the shit football is there even if we get some results now and again.

Personally I still want us to lose every league game embarrassingly until P45 is gone.

Fucking hell, Pardew will be in full smug mode after this

Problem with these opening fixtures is we've been playing shite team who are scared to pinpoint our weaknesses and have a go at us because they're so entrenched in a shitty negative mindset orchestrated by shit managers like our own. Pearson may well fall in to this category. I really hope I'm wrong, but I have a gut feeling Leicester will be playing for a draw. Haven't really watched them though, so yeah, hopefully they are more positive than I suspect and are willing to go for the throat.

We're due a shitty Cisse 90+ 1-0 aren't we