Norseman

It was baffling. Almost seemed like he wanted the sack in the end (gouffran, riviere etc)

Shearer

Found it http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/10966027/Alan-Pardew-pays-tribute-to-himself-after-Newcastle-United-complete-10m-signing-of-Remy-Cabella.html

It's absolute gold. He's gutted for himself as well Remember when he paid tribute to himself for something as well. I think for the 2014 summer transfer window

This has cheered me up so much. The coat toss. No handshake. The interview. Me gusta.

Getting schooled by Bournemouth. That's what this once proud club has come to.

It's Gary Birtles. The most depressed man in England

Jesus

Thanks to the imbecile slugs we're had in the dugout. He's first name on the teamsheet ffs

Get out you useless fuck.

What now Schteve?

Everything about this game is awful

Awful team. Gouffran FFS

This is Carveresque. Is this a worse run than he ever had with us?

Great free kick tbf

Great goal by Draxler

Hmm, what to do the next 90 minutes then.. Any ideas?

Absolutely. He's had a great first half

Finally Mitro :-D

Woot

Good start, but it should really be 1-0

Pardewesque team selection from McLardew. Hope we get a win somehow despite that but can't see it.