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I'm having a right last minute panic. Changes all over the shop.

What are Zaha's chances of starting.

Ben Arfa is so fat he plays in every position.

My thoughts exactly. The more I look at it, the more it looks obviously photoshopped. Surely he can't be that bloody fat! The camera always adds a few extra pounds. Especially if you eat it.

Same thought someone had snapped Ben Arfa in Gregg's or summat.

Beeeeeeef caaaake!

Ben Arfa is fatter than Nolan

Do people think Lampard is likely to start? Mou's old favourite.

Superb Fucking class.

I'd rather have herpes than Downing.

Swapped Kone for Berbatov.

Along with starting a game.

On ESPN? The Premiership on ITV, Des just tweeted that the Tactic's Truck has a flat tire though.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 1m Pardew pulled Ben Arfa off. Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 1m Pardew said he was determined Hatem's performance resulted in a happy ending. Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 3s Ben Arfa shoots wide.

Fucks sake hamstring.

Why are only allowed one set piece routine. He should be saying ive got five or six routines.

I absolutely hate Ranges, best thing we did getting rid.

wots he in his kit 4? Full kit wanker.

Too late.

"Grassing up" - It's common knowledge anyway and, in my opinion, he's trying to force a move away. I thought some might see it as bad crack but everyone has their choice and opinion. Fair enough. The chances of us seeing the situation resolved have reduced dramatically as a result and we've no chance of finding a better striker than Cisse. But at least you got your name in the paper. You serious? He is refusing to wear the shirt for religious beliefs he isnt following himself. Can't see how anyone but Cisse is in the wrong here.

Only be seen as good news, lad needs to play a full season.

Do you need a cuddle?

Like a new signing.

Good read that.