RupertCommunicator

How long is left?

FUCK! Vuckic better not be seriously injured...

Get some subs on! Krul Raylor Saylor Colo Fergy Cabaye Tiote Obertan Jonas Vuckic Sammy

Roll on half time. Get Sammy and Harris on. We are defo a 2nd half team. 3-0 FT, Sammy, Sammy and Harris.

Which commentry are you listening to?

Undefeated when challenged to a game on the Kinect. Yeah, but Tiote won a game of Connect 4 with only three pieces.

Noooooo....

Why don't we just start with Sammy and Vuckic in a 4-5-1 instead of playing the shitest strike partnership the PL has ever seen?

Ferguson?

Get Sammy on!

I've got a bet with my Brother in Law. If Best or Lovenkrands score against Fulham, he has to down a shot of 80% volume Absinthe. If they don't, I have to do the shot.

We're going to suffer without our 7th choice striker?

Would love it if someone snapped Duff legs, the cunt.

I hope Sameobi gets on early.

In cricket players don't gob off at the umpires. Because they would get smashed if they did. I understad the heat of the moment thing, but running 30 yards up to the ref and calling him a fucking cunt is just unacceptable.

I hope he becomes brilliant but in the main he has been s*** and cannot handle big games, anyway a/s/l? What is a/s/l ?? Anal Sex Loving. He's asking to bum you. Report him. He should ask his girlfriend first, don't sure she let him do such a thing... You don't ask, you don't get. Gaffa tape can fix that issue..... Gaffa tape and about 15 cans of Skol. "Hey baby does this taste like Rohypnol to you" You sound like a right dreamboat. I try my best Fancy a f***? Not French enough.... Mais bien sûr! Je suis absolument française vous suffit de coller votre matraque boeuf dans mon cul.

I hope he becomes brilliant but in the main he has been s*** and cannot handle big games, anyway a/s/l? What is a/s/l ?? Anal Sex Loving. He's asking to bum you. Report him. He should ask his girlfriend first, don't sure she let him do such a thing... Oh she does, I like the fact you have checked that I have a girlfriend, you cheeky minx! http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/2649/theverybestoftheparanoi.jpg f***, it's my girlfriend! DELETE. FUCKING. EVERYTHING.

Wasn't that their record crowd?

I hope he becomes brilliant but in the main he has been s*** and cannot handle big games, anyway a/s/l? What is a/s/l ?? Anal Sex Loving. He's asking to bum you. Report him. He should ask his girlfriend first, don't sure she let him do such a thing... You don't ask, you don't get. Gaffa tape can fix that issue..... Gaffa tape and about 15 cans of Skol. "Hey baby does this taste like Rohypnol to you" You sound like a right dreamboat. I try my best Fancy a fuck?

If he wants to fast, he should be allowed. He also shouldn't be allowed to play for safety reasons and should forfeit all his pay whilst he is fasting.

Unfortunately, the refs couldn't get together to eat their dinners with metal cutlery, let alone bring themselves to enforce a rule. And they'd lose their bribe money when they started booking 'Sky Six' players.

Keane-Shearer-Alex Ferguson-Wenger-Bowyer-Duncan Ferguson

If I was manager: Krul Simpson Saylor Coloccini Raylor Cabaye Tiote Marveux Jonas Vuckic Sameobi Soderberg Kadar Ferguson Abeid Obertan Ameobi Best What I think the FCB, I mean Pardeux will pick: Krul Simpson Saylor Coloccini Raylor Cabaye Tiote Marveux Jonas Ba Ameobi Soderberg Williamson Ferguson Gosling Best Lovenkrands Sameobi

I hope he becomes brilliant but in the main he has been s*** and cannot handle big games, anyway a/s/l? What is a/s/l ?? Anal Sex Loving. He's asking to bum you. Report him. He should ask his girlfriend first, don't sure she let him do such a thing... You don't ask, you don't get. Gaffa tape can fix that issue..... Gaffa tape and about 15 cans of Skol. "Hey baby does this taste like Rohypnol to you" You sound like a right dreamboat.