RupertCommunicator

Problem now seems to be fixed. If it was due to some rogue quasi-ban, thanks for turning it off.

Scum fail to wim again!

I'm not going to lie to you; I added that other stuff on, forgot to change "10. Ranger" and hit submit. Quickly edited my post to avoid an 'FYP' by adding ''s mam'. Was quick and dirty. Sorry Beardo.

Yes. Although only one person so far has the utmost honour of being on mine - the absolute holocaust that is Ronaldo.

Good for me too, since I live in Nuneaton.

Who the fuck clicked doomed?!

Are we still in the market for a GK?

1. Ba 2. New Striker 3. Shola 4. Best 5. Sammy 6. Vuckic 7. Lovenkrands 8. Re Sign Kuqi 9. Call Xisco back from loan 10. Ranger's Mam 11. Beardsley 12. Physio 13. Kit man 14-52014 Someone from the crowd 52015. Ranger

Eerily similar to a comment I made about Scunny. All depends on our performance, basically. On paper we're miles better than both but it means nowt if you don't turn up and you have Lovenkrands on the right wing. Hopefully we'll have a new RW by then...

Should easily win this one. Forest are nowhere near as good now as they were when we were in the CCC.

Who? Strangeways FC? Mean Machines?

Have I not been right all along though?

Wow. What a surprise. Nile 'Granny Mugger' Ranger in gets arrested shocker. And some people on here critisise me for saying that we should have got rid of him ages ago.

Better than Simpson in open play...

Or Ferguson. Or Kadar. Both better than Perch.

Simpson has had three shocking games out of three so far. He needs dropping to refocus him.

But when I log out, the forum works perfectly...

Sameobi.

Raylors open play, although not world beating, isn't as bad as some people make out. Add in his delivery and free kicks, and I think he should be our starting RB. Simpson has gone from potential England RB to shite very quickly. Next to the rest of our team, his hoofball just looks wrong. Considering that we have Colo, Cabaye and Tiote around him playing good football, it's always going to annoy everyone when a player just taps the ball into touch when under a bit of pressure.

Louise Taylor is such a cunt. She doesn't even try to hide her bias. Why is she even allowed to right Newcastle match reports. Did she right a story saying how s*nderland were robbed last night too?

Still getting High stress messages. Come on. If I've done something wrong, tell me and ban me. This bad access thing is just gay.

Krul Raylor Saylor Coloccini New LB/Ferguson Tiote Cabaye Marveux Jonas Vuckic Sameobi

Krul - 9 Joint best GK in the PL with Hart. Better than Given. Simpson - 4.5 Poor. Maybe worth sticking Raylor at RB for the near future. Williamson - N/A (Saylor - 7 What has happened to him since April?! He is class again!) Coloccini - 8 Immense as ever. Get him on a three year extension! Raylor - 7.5 Should be our new RB. Seems to have improved greatly. Lovenkrands - 5 Doesn't add anything to the team. Release on a free. Cabaye - 7 Hussled well and good on the ball. Key player. Gosling - 6 Meh. Not ready for the 1st team yet. (Vuckic - 7 Really good. Should get a start behind the striker against Fulham.) Marveaux - 6 Needs to get forward more. Seemed to be more of a LM than a LW. We missed Jonas. Best - 6.5 Good finish for disallowed goal. Seems to relish the poorer teams. Ba - 4 Shite. Needs dropping soon as a kick up the arse, but not so soon as to destroy him. (Sameobi - 7.5 Genuinely exciting. Massive potential. Needs to start against Fulham.)

Sameobi is immense. We should give him a start against Fulham. Better than Lovenkrands, Best and Shameobi.

Ah could be worse mate, I've two broken legs. No match days for me till the new year. Bet you won't gob off at me again.