TBG

Which player is February in the official calendar?

:anguish::anguish::anguish::anguish::anguish::anguish::anguish::anguish:

There's nowt special there, like.

fuck off

Like a new signing

He's probaly off to win WWII

£3,000,001

I'd crawl naked on broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

Red Bull are one of the cooliest companies around. And the drink is f***ing rank. It's not even red ffs.

Tickets go on sale tomorrow for the derby.

Taylor looking like Bambi walking for the first time there.

I'm guessing he doesn't get sarcasm

£44 Edit: £34 if you get a member to buy it.

Leaf him alone.

Not a fan of Your Name

"Which one of you is chopey's son?" http://thesciencepresenter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/kids_hands_up-copy.jpg "You're a cunt" http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/audio/video/2013/6/18/1371554928656/-Joe-Kinnear-mixes-up-New-012.jpg

Does he get popcorn?

ffs Remy dead

Typical.

Waddle looks like an Otter

"They don't really like him up here, he's a southener" Motd2 extra

Can't believe I missed a rustle off.

Sell him!!!!!!!! LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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