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When Miggy signs this purported contract extension and then slams one in off his right foot for the first time in his life he needs to pull up his shirt revealing a 'WHO ELSE?' t-shirt underneath

I would also take Kulu, wouldn’t be exciting but would be a big upgrade

New deal sounds a bit fanciful. Unless they’re just trying to get his name out there to drum up interest

I know just the man for the job

I think it’s worth bearing in mind that Howe will always say he wants to keep players, unless they’re Ryan Fraser. Nothing Howe says can really be taken at face value when it comes to transfers in or out of the club

I want to see that as someone’s avatar today New page failure

That’s absolutely awful, fucking clowns

Guardiola working with players intermittently when he’s got a very specific tactical set up? Could see it being a painful waste of money

“It’s understood that I need to keep writing stuff even when I have no content or meaningful info. Stay tuned for more guff”

Foden, Mainoo and Bellingham are all technically excellent, Saka and Palmer too. Stones is very good technically in defence. There’s not an issue with individual quality in the squad, it’s fantastic and much better than at any other time in my life. In the Lampard-Gerrard days we had a bunch of players who weren’t technically gifted but were strong or fast. That’s completely changed

Fuck having that background noise going on into September. Need to set Mad Dog on the FA

I’d pay to watch this

This lad is going to be our player of the season

It’s Madueke or Raphinha for me, either would be great but I think Madueke (if he can stay fit) could hit the big time

A classic case of “inject it”

Mbappe is the best player in the world now, let’s give him some respect

Nice bit of double down, classy

Forgot about Gray, missed Bergvall. The Gray signing is a big one actually

That’s AI

Have Spurs had any transfer activity in either direction yet? Feel like only Man U and Chelsea have had activity so far from the richest clubs

No chance

Winning an international tournament isn’t some simple thing. They come around once every two years, there are a lot of good teams. The idea that someone is ready to go in and is odds to win with England is a bit of a stretch

Hope Eddie releases a video where he sprays his face and teeth black and white shouting “I am awaited in the Champions League 2025-26” and then throws a harpoon into an FA executive’s balding skull

Confident that none of them actually enjoy football or have any understanding of it